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I have 3 wishes for you on your birthday. First, I wish that this Birthday teaches you something new and beautiful. Second, I wish that you have a day that you'll remember forever with a smile & third, I wish that such days keep coming in every single day.
BIRTHDAY WISHES

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  3. is thinking about taking up golf to cure his sex addiction...  If it worked for Tiger...
  4. thinks reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
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  6. would quit smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs
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  8. might be addicted to eBay considering he just spent 6 hours trying to burn the face of Jesus into his toast
  9. thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money
  10. loves cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.

facebook status happy birthday wish

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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♫¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy birthday to you ! ♪*•.¸¸♥
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Hearts and love facebook status

────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ΙͺΖ’ ƴσυ'Κ€Ρ” Ξ±ΚŸΟƒΞ·Ρ”,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) Ιͺ'ʟʟ Ι“Ρ” ƴσυʀ Ρ•Ι§Ξ±∂ΟƒΡ‘.
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─(♥)██████████████████(♥) Ιͺ'ʟʟ Ι“Ρ” ƴσυʀ Ρ•Ι§ΟƒΟ…ΚŸ∂Ρ”Κ€.
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──────(♥)████████(♥) ΙͺΖ’ ƴσυ Ξ·Ρ”Ρ”∂ Ρ‚Οƒ Ι“Ρ” ɧαρρƴ,
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───────────(♥) __ Ιͺ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт Ι“Ρ” Ι±Ρ”.

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Real people are never fake, and fake people are never real.

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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