A few jokes about Coimbatore..!!

1. If you want to fool your guests, take them to VOC Zoo.
2. In Chennai, there is a mall inside every area. In Coimbatore, there is whole area inside every mall.
3. PSG built a bridge across the road to avoid congestion on the road, but Fun Mall avoids congestion in classes.
4. During peak hours, Hope’s bus stop is hopeless bus stop.
5. In Coimbatore, if you happen to see agricultural land that has not been sold as plots, you are at Agricultural University.
6. The two things you can see at 4 a.m. on NSR Road — street dogs and Class XII students.
7. Don’t know how much Nehru Stadium has contributed to the development of sports, but it has surely contributed to the development of lot of restaurants and hangouts around it.
8. No matter how much you meditate in retreats up in the hills, the road back to the city will always shatter the calm.
9. The latest thumb rule in Coimbatore is — wherever there is a KFC, there is also a McDonalds.
10. Coimbatore la college kattunavanum, kalaan kada potavanum loss aanadha sarithrame kedayaadhu!😉

How are babies made explanation

How are babies born ?? Explained in what's app:
😐          😕
/l\         <👗\
 /\            /\
😉       😳
/|\       /👗\
 /\          /\
😚          😒
/|\          <👗>
 /\             /\

😍       ☺
/|\       /👗\
 /\          /\

😍       😍
/|\       /👗\
 /\          /\

 😘 😊
 /|\ /👗\
  /\    /\

 😳  😁
 /|\  /👙\
 /\     / \

😈    /😰\
<|\       👙
 /🍆    / \

😅
/()__,✊😮
 /\           /\\/\
😎
/\\___,____😫
  //    /       \

😖
/\\___,💦_____😋
  //         /        \

😭     ☺
/|\   /(👶)\
 /\      / \

Story of Ramasamy and Madasamy MNC life style

Ramasamy passed B.tech and placed at MNC during Campus Recruitment. CTC 4 lakhs. His Relatives, Family friends of wished him for success. That’s it Ramasamy face glowed like Petramax light and thought himself from today every day will be happy.
Madasamy beside to Ramasamy house got failed in Degree. All his relatives and family friends blamed Madasamy as everyone in Hyderabad is studying B.tech but Madasamy even failed in degree.  Every one gave him suggestions like to sell Idly, Dosa….  Put Pan shop…  or sell Milk…  His Father was very much embarrassed. Now what to do…? Madasamy asked his mother 2 lakhs and borrowed 2 more lakhs then bought buffaloes and started Milk Business.
Ramasamy bought bike through credit card and started to office. Madasamy on TVS with Milk Cans also started to sell. Ramasamy proudly said ‘Hai’ to Madasamy. Madasamy with embarrass look said ‘Hai’ and left to their duties.
6 months passed away….
Ramasamy cleared 20% interest over bike; still actual price 80K is pending. Madasamy cleared 1 lakh out of his 2lakh borrowed money. Both faced each other, Ramasamy gave small smile thinking that when he will clear 80K. Madasamy also gave narrow smile by thinking about his remaining 1 lakh loan.
1 year passed away…..
Ramasamy put hopes on salary hike. Suddenly due to recession company mailed this year no hike. Now half liter milk price increased to 14/-Rs from 10/-Rs. This profited Madasamy to 30% and cleared remaining 1 lakh loan amount. By now anyhow Ramasamy cleared his Bike loan and brought Personnel loan of 2 lakhs for 16% interest. Ramasamy bought furniture, LCD, LapTop with 2 that lakhs. Every One accolade Ramasamy as he brought these accessories in just 2 years of job. Now Madasamy with his Profited money brought 12 more buffaloes. His income doubled.
Again both faced each other. Ramasamy gave doubtful smile thinking about his Personnel loan. Madasamy gave heart full smile since he doesn’t have any debts.
After 2 Years Ramasamy got 10% salary hike. He then bought a Maruthi Wagan R car through Car Loan. Mean time Madasamy bought 2 acres land for his 3 dozens of buffaloes. Even Milk Prices raised to 30% again. Now Madasamy income is 200% more than Ramasamy. Madasamy owned one Auto to sell Milk. One more time both faced each other. By thinking his Loans and Interests Ramasamy unable to give whole Hearted Smile. Whereas Madasamy smiled confidently from his own Auto.
2 more years passed away…..!
Ramasamy applied to 40 lakhs home loan and bought one apartment. Madasamy buffaloes number crossed Century. Madasamy bought 2 apartments. Ramasamy got 10 more percent salary hike. Milk price crossed 40/Rs per liter now. Total income of Madasamy is 500% more than the income of Ramasamy. That’s all Madasamy bought 1 Skoda and 1 Innova Car. Both faced each other. Ramasamy gave tension smile by thinking that when he will clear 40 lakh loan. Madasamy gave Confident smile since he own a single size Milk Factory with more than 100 buffaloes and 25 workers.
That night Ramasamy was in a deep frustration. Because after 5 years Madasamy own 4 crores of Money, monthly 5 lakhs of income, provided jobs to 25 workers.   Ramasamy salary is 7 lakhs with 40 lakhs debt and un satisfactory job. This is the Balance Sheet.

Facts: In 2008 Milk was 10/- litre. Now 40/- litre.
Gold 12500/- 10 grams, Now 30000/-.
In the last 5 years salary hikes for software professionals was just 30%.
All commodity prices increased to 300%.
Still many people from outside think about  engineers that as they earn in lakhs…   For them show this or share……..


PESAMA 🐄MAADU🐄 MECHURUKKALAMO!!!

Food for your thoughts

Someone has written these beautiful LINES. Read and try to understand the deeper meaning.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout life.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 2. Why is a car's windshield so large & the rear view mirror so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡  4. All things in life are temporary. If they are going well, enjoy them, they will not last forever. If they are going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 5. Old friends are gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a diamond, don't forget the gold! To hold a diamond, you always need a base of gold!
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart; it's just a bend, not the end!"
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in YOUR abilities.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 8. A blind person asked God: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.
Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ 10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's PEACE
If you enjoyed this, please copy it and pass it to others. It may brighten someone else's day, too

WhatsApp good morning quote

The greatest Gift in Ur life is,
One who knows all Ur faults and drawbacks. Yet Still willing to accept U with so much care & affection...  
Good mrg 🙏🙏🙏.

Blue films are the most positive movies

blue films  are the most Positive Movies....
No Murder, No War, No Fight, No conspiracy, No Cheating... (Everybody enjoys the Climax) !!
Lots of Love & always a very Happy Ending for all Characters!!
No milna bichhadana, No crying teasing !!
Good cooperation, Good coordination, No dramebazi, natural acting, No language problem...
AND the Best part.... Enga iruntha padatha paaka start panalum kadha puriyum. 😉😳😄😜🙆😁🙊🙈
Good morning

i movie review

I - Movie Review
Iam sayan from canada. I got the opportunity of seeing the movie "i" even before the release because i work with the distributors here. There was a special screening of the film yesterday.believe me you are going to see a movie which you would not have seen before and you will not see even in future. Dont worry im not going to leak the suspences nd the storyline but i just want you all to know what this movie is all about as i cant control my excitement anymore. This is the story of a bodybuilder whose dreams where shattered in life because of believing everyone and taking a injection without his knowledge. 'i' will make you laugh but moreover it will make you cry if u have a heart. it has a biggest twist in the first half block. actually this is not a review but my experience.
Highs- Vikram as the hunchback and bodybuilder. There is another model character by vikram called lee( keep guessing) , Bgm's , train fight , cycle fight , songs , screenplay( You will not get bored even for a second i assure you) nd the main positive is the end card where all the sufferings of vikram are shown for the hunchback for 15 mins and there is a scene in the film where the hunchback goes to his gym and tries to lifts the equipments which he used to do in ease once...that will make you cry...
Low's- Iam no one to say the lows of a shanker film but there are some lows in 'i'...
Hunchback character comes for about 60% of the movie.. it gets very disgusting to see vikram in that swollen face look , voice is not understandable but shanker covers it to some extent by placing songs at the right time
My review - 4.25/5
Bottomline- he is ugly but he is the ugly truth. You have to feel for him.

Boiling a frog - story

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water.
As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly.

The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature...
Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore...
At that point the frog decides to jump out...
The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature...
Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Many of us would say the boiling water...
But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out.
We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face.
There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action...
If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so...
We have to decide when to jump.
Let us jump while we still have the strength.
Think on It !!
I love this message every time I read..
 😊

Tamil WhatsApp joke

Long back 2 young indian tailors went to foreign & struggled to get job !
Later they started a small shop.
Their design became popular.
They rocked the market & became rich..
that is ADIDAS;
Their names were :
ADInarayana & DASgupta.
That became ADIDAS.
Same to PUMA...
The tailors were :
PUgalendhi & MAnimegala..
& for NIKE too..
tailors were :
Nilaveni & KEsava moorthy
Moral of story 👆👍:
Kekaravan kenaiyana Yiruntha,
SONY company owner
SOrnakka & NYanthara'nu solluvanga..

Can electricity enter our body through the flash of digital camera

Yes 100% it can happen........c 
This is a true incident, which happened with a 21 year old boy
studying engineering. He died in Keshwani hospital. He was admitted
in the hospital in burned conditions.
The reason........?????????
He went to Amrawati for study tour, while coming back, he was waiting
for train at railway station along with his friends.
Many of them were taking grp photo in their mobiles with digital camera.
This boy was also there and trying to take grp photo. The place where this
boy was standing, complete grp photo was not coming. So to get complete grp
photo he went a little back. The place where
he was standing, there was a electric wire with 40,000 volt.
As soon as he pressed the button of digital camera, the electricity of 40,000 volt
entered the camera through the flash and then the fingers and then whole body.
All this happened in a fraction of few seconds and his 50% body was burnt,
in that condition he was brought to Keshwani hospital , and then to Mumbai in an ambulance. He was unconscious for 1 and 1/2 days. As his body 50% burnt, doctors were having less hope for him. Later on he died.
This can happen with anyone.......??????
as we all are using mobile.
Are we learned and responsible ...........??????
# Avoid using mobile phones at petrol pumps.
# Avoid using mobile phones when u r driving.
# When mobile is on charging don't receive call,
1st remove the charging pin and then receive the call.
# When mobile is on charge don't put it on bed or wooden
furniture.
# pls don't use mobile phone/digital camera -flash at railway stations
or any other place, where there is a heavy electricity wire.

This is for your safety,,.............

After reading pls share it......
Because of this some ones life can be saved.
pls share 
with
whom  you care
Pls do share with all ur contacts...

Eid Milad-un-Nabi whatsapp wishes

1) May the birth of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) usher in an era of peace, love, happiness and prosperity for you!
 Happy Eid Milad-un-Nabi!

2)The Prophet's birthday is a moment to rededicate ourselves to the ideals for which He lived his life. He gave us the message of compassion towards all fellow beings. May His enlightened message guides us on the path of Peace, Goodwill and Harmony!
 HAPPY Eid Milad-un-Nabi!

3)May all the blessings of the Allah be with you on Milad-un-Nabi!
 A very happy Eid to you and your family!

Vijayakanth jokes

Died Laughing....
There was a 100 metre race going on...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Vijayakanth.
Referee - y r u not running...?
Vijayakanth - My number is 4...
Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Vijayakanth: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Vijayakanth: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend...
Vijayakanth to Premalatha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Premalatha: I can eat 10
Vijayakanth: Oh no, if you had told 6, I would have told a nice joke..!! 😰😜😫😂
SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest....
Vijayakanth:
If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)
AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)
Vijayakanth: I think.. (died)😝
Vijayakanth and his brother are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Vijayakanth - what should we do now?
Vijayakanth brother- we'll take 50:50.
Vijayakanth- what about the remaining 900?
Vijayakanth: Let's go for movie .
Girl friend: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Vijayakanth: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.😄😂😁😁😁
Vijayakanth reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Vijayakanth comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping
Vijayakanth went to shop to buy Indian flag for independence dayc ..
Vijayakanth told something and the shop keeper fainted...
Guess what did vijayakanth say ?
 
'Show me some more colors in this'!!!
Try this It's magic !!