April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now. It's great idea fooling you ...Happy April Fool
IPL 2015 - Updated squads after the auction
IPL 2015 - Updated squads after the auction:
Chennai Super Kings:
MS Dhoni, Ashish Nehra, Baba Aparajith, Brendon McCullum, Dwayne Bravo, Dwayne Smith, Faf du Plessis, Ishwar Pandey, Matt Henry, Mithun Manhas, Mohit Sharma, Pawan Negi, R Ashwin, Ravindra Jadeja, Samuel Badree, Suresh Raina, Ronit More, Michael Hussey, Rahul Sharma, Kyle Abbott, Irfan Pathan, Pratyush Singh, Ankush Bains, Eklavya Dwivedi, Andrew Tye
Delhi Daredevils:
Jean-Paul Duminy, Kedar Jadhav, Manoj Tiwary, Mohammed Shami, Nathan Coulter-Nile, Quinton De Kock, Saurabh Tiwary, Shahbaz Nadeem, Mayank Agarwal, Imran Tahir, Jayant Yadav, Angelo Mathews, Yuvraj Singh, Amit Mishra, Jaydev Unadkat, Gurinder Sandhu, Shreyas Iyer, CM Gautam, Dominic Muthuswamy, Albie Morkel, Travis Head, Marcus Stoinis, Kona Srikar Bharat, KK Jiyaz, Zaheer Khan
Kings XI Punjab:
Axar Patel, Anureet Singh, Beuran Hendricks, David Miller, George Bailey, Glenn Maxwell, Gurkeerat Singh Mann, Karanveer Singh, Manan Vora, Mitchell Johnson, Parvinder Awana, Rishi Dhawan, Sandeep Sharma, Shardul Thakur, Shaun Marsh, Shivam Sharma, Thisara Perera, Virender Sehwag, Wriddhiman Saha, Murali Vijay, Nikhil Naik, Yogesh Golwalkar
Kolkata Knight Riders:
Gautam Gambhir, Andre Russell, Chris Lynn, Kuldeep Yadav, Manish Pandey, Suryakumar Yadav, Morne Morkel, Patrick Cummins, Piyush Chawla, Robin Uthappa, Ryan ten Doeschate, Shakib Al Hasan, Sunil Narine, Umesh Yadav, Veer Pratap Singh, Yusuf Pathan, James Neesham, Brad Hogg, Aditya Garhwal, Sumit Narwal, KC Cariappa, Vaibhav Rawal, Sheldon Jackson
Mumbai Indians:
Rohit Sharma, Aditya Tare, Ambati Rayudu, Corey Anderson, Harbhajan Singh, Jasprit Bumrah, Josh Hazlewood, Keiron Pollard, Lasith Malinga, Marchant de Lange, Pawan Suyal, Shreyas Gopal, Lendl Simmons, Unmukt Chand, R Vinay Kumar, Parthiv Patel, Aaron Finch, Pragyan Ojha, Mitchell McClenaghan, Akshay Wakhare, Aiden Blizzard, Hardik Pandya, Siddhesh Lad, J Suchith, Nitish Rana, Abhimanyu Mithun
Rajasthan Royals:
Shane Watson, Abhishek Nayar, Ajinkya Rahane, Ankit Nagendra Sharma, Ben Cutting, Deepak Hooda, Dhawal Kulkarni, Dishant Yagnik, James Faulkner, Kane Richardson, Karun Nair, Pravin Tambe, Rahul Tewatia, Rajat Bhatia, Sanju Samson, Steven Smith, Stuart Binny, Amal sanad ,Tim Southee, Vikramjeet Malik, Chris Morris, Juan Theron, Barinder Singh Saran, Dinesh Salunkhe, Sagar Trivedi, Pardeep Sahu
Royal Challengers Bangalore:
Virat Kohli, AB de Villers, Chris Gayle, Mitchell Starc, Nic Maddinson, Varun Aaron, Yuzvendra Singh Chahal, Rilee Rossouw, Vijay Zol, Yogesh Takawale, Abu Nechim Ahmed, Harshal Patel, Ashoke Dinda, Sandeep Warrier, Manvinder Bisla, Iqbal Abdullah, Dinesh Karthik, Subramaniam Badrinath, Darren Sammy, Sean Abbott, Adam Milne, David Wiese, Jalaj Saxena, Sarfaraz Naushad Khan, Shishir Bhavane
Sunrisers Hyderabad:
Shikhar Dhawan, Ashish Reddy, Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Chama Milind, Dale Steyn, David Warner, Ishant Sharma, Karn Sharma, KL Rahul, Moises Henriques, Naman Ojha, Parveez Rasool, Ricky Bhui, Kevin Pietersen, Eoin Morgan, Kane Williamson, Ravi Bopara, Laxmi Ratan Shukla, Praveen Kumar, Trent Boult, Hanuma Vihari, Prasanth Padmanabhan, Siddarth Kaul
[16/02 9:28 PM] +91 96003 15608: CRICKET (IPL 8) - 2015
Schedule :
๐ 08.04.2015 - KKR vs MI
๐ 09.04.2015 - CSK vs DD
๐ 10.04.2015 - KXIP vs RR
๐ 11.04.2015 - CSK vs SRH
๐ 11.04.2015 - KKR vs RCB
๐ 12.04.2015 - DD vs RR
๐ 12.04.2015 - MI vs KXIP
๐ 13.04.2015 - RCB vs SRH
๐ 14.04.2015 - RR vs MI
๐ 14.04.2015 - KKR vs CSK
๐ 15.04.2015 - KXIP vs DD
๐ 16.04.2015 - SHR vs RR
๐ 17.04.2015 - MI vs CSK
๐ 18.04.2015 - SHR vs DD
๐ 18.04.2015 - KXIP vs KKR
๐ 19.04.2015 - RR vs CSK
๐ 19.04.2015 - RCB vs MI
๐ 20.04.2015 - DD vs KKR
๐ 21.04.2015 - RR vs KXIP
๐ 22.04.2015 - SRH vs KKR
๐ 22.04.2015 - RCB vs CSK
๐ 23.04.2015 - DD vs MI
๐ 24.04.2015 - RR vs RCB
๐ 25.04.2015 - MI vs SRH
๐ 25.04.2015 - CSK vs KXIP
๐ 26.04.2015 - KKR vs RR
๐ 26.04.2015 - DD vs RCB
๐ 27.04.2015 - KXIP vs SRH
๐ 28.04.2015 - KKR vs DD
๐ 29.04.2015 - RCB vs RR
๐ 30.04.2015 - CSK vs KKR
๐ 01.05.2015 - DD vs KXIP
๐ 01.05.2015 - MI vs RR
๐ 02.05.2015 - RCB vs KKR
๐ 02.05.2015 - SRH vs CSK
๐ 03.05.2015 - KXIP vs MI
๐ 03.05.2015 - RR vs DD
๐ 04.05.2015 - CSK vs RCB
๐ 04.05.2015 - KKR vs SRH
๐ 05.05.2015 - MI vs DD
๐ 06.05.2015 - RCB vs KXIP
๐ 07.05.2015 - RR vs SRH
๐ 08.05.2015 - CSK vs MI
๐ 09.05.2015 - KKR vs KXIP
๐ 09.05.2015 - DD vs SRH
๐ 10.05.2015 - MI vs RCB
๐ 10.05.2015 - CSK vs RR
๐ 11.05.2015 - SRH vs KXIP
๐ 12.05.2015 - DD vs SRH
๐ 13.05.2015 - KXIP vs RCB
๐ 14.05.2015 - MI vs KKR
๐ 15.05.2015 - SRH vs RCB
๐ 16.05.2015 - KXIP vs CSK
๐ 16.05.2015 - RR vs KKR
๐ 17.05.2015 - RCB vs DD
๐ 17.05.2015 - SRH vs MI
End of League Phase
๐ 18.05.2015 - REST DAY
PLAY - OFFS
๐ 19.05.2015 - Qualifier 1
๐ 20.05.2015 - Eliminator
๐ 21.05.2015 - REST DAY
๐ 22.05.2015 - Qualifier 2
๐ 23.05.2015 - REST DAY
๐ 24.05.2015 - FINAL๐
FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND GROUP๐ฉ
Chennai Super Kings:
MS Dhoni, Ashish Nehra, Baba Aparajith, Brendon McCullum, Dwayne Bravo, Dwayne Smith, Faf du Plessis, Ishwar Pandey, Matt Henry, Mithun Manhas, Mohit Sharma, Pawan Negi, R Ashwin, Ravindra Jadeja, Samuel Badree, Suresh Raina, Ronit More, Michael Hussey, Rahul Sharma, Kyle Abbott, Irfan Pathan, Pratyush Singh, Ankush Bains, Eklavya Dwivedi, Andrew Tye
Delhi Daredevils:
Jean-Paul Duminy, Kedar Jadhav, Manoj Tiwary, Mohammed Shami, Nathan Coulter-Nile, Quinton De Kock, Saurabh Tiwary, Shahbaz Nadeem, Mayank Agarwal, Imran Tahir, Jayant Yadav, Angelo Mathews, Yuvraj Singh, Amit Mishra, Jaydev Unadkat, Gurinder Sandhu, Shreyas Iyer, CM Gautam, Dominic Muthuswamy, Albie Morkel, Travis Head, Marcus Stoinis, Kona Srikar Bharat, KK Jiyaz, Zaheer Khan
Kings XI Punjab:
Axar Patel, Anureet Singh, Beuran Hendricks, David Miller, George Bailey, Glenn Maxwell, Gurkeerat Singh Mann, Karanveer Singh, Manan Vora, Mitchell Johnson, Parvinder Awana, Rishi Dhawan, Sandeep Sharma, Shardul Thakur, Shaun Marsh, Shivam Sharma, Thisara Perera, Virender Sehwag, Wriddhiman Saha, Murali Vijay, Nikhil Naik, Yogesh Golwalkar
Kolkata Knight Riders:
Gautam Gambhir, Andre Russell, Chris Lynn, Kuldeep Yadav, Manish Pandey, Suryakumar Yadav, Morne Morkel, Patrick Cummins, Piyush Chawla, Robin Uthappa, Ryan ten Doeschate, Shakib Al Hasan, Sunil Narine, Umesh Yadav, Veer Pratap Singh, Yusuf Pathan, James Neesham, Brad Hogg, Aditya Garhwal, Sumit Narwal, KC Cariappa, Vaibhav Rawal, Sheldon Jackson
Mumbai Indians:
Rohit Sharma, Aditya Tare, Ambati Rayudu, Corey Anderson, Harbhajan Singh, Jasprit Bumrah, Josh Hazlewood, Keiron Pollard, Lasith Malinga, Marchant de Lange, Pawan Suyal, Shreyas Gopal, Lendl Simmons, Unmukt Chand, R Vinay Kumar, Parthiv Patel, Aaron Finch, Pragyan Ojha, Mitchell McClenaghan, Akshay Wakhare, Aiden Blizzard, Hardik Pandya, Siddhesh Lad, J Suchith, Nitish Rana, Abhimanyu Mithun
Rajasthan Royals:
Shane Watson, Abhishek Nayar, Ajinkya Rahane, Ankit Nagendra Sharma, Ben Cutting, Deepak Hooda, Dhawal Kulkarni, Dishant Yagnik, James Faulkner, Kane Richardson, Karun Nair, Pravin Tambe, Rahul Tewatia, Rajat Bhatia, Sanju Samson, Steven Smith, Stuart Binny, Amal sanad ,Tim Southee, Vikramjeet Malik, Chris Morris, Juan Theron, Barinder Singh Saran, Dinesh Salunkhe, Sagar Trivedi, Pardeep Sahu
Royal Challengers Bangalore:
Virat Kohli, AB de Villers, Chris Gayle, Mitchell Starc, Nic Maddinson, Varun Aaron, Yuzvendra Singh Chahal, Rilee Rossouw, Vijay Zol, Yogesh Takawale, Abu Nechim Ahmed, Harshal Patel, Ashoke Dinda, Sandeep Warrier, Manvinder Bisla, Iqbal Abdullah, Dinesh Karthik, Subramaniam Badrinath, Darren Sammy, Sean Abbott, Adam Milne, David Wiese, Jalaj Saxena, Sarfaraz Naushad Khan, Shishir Bhavane
Sunrisers Hyderabad:
Shikhar Dhawan, Ashish Reddy, Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Chama Milind, Dale Steyn, David Warner, Ishant Sharma, Karn Sharma, KL Rahul, Moises Henriques, Naman Ojha, Parveez Rasool, Ricky Bhui, Kevin Pietersen, Eoin Morgan, Kane Williamson, Ravi Bopara, Laxmi Ratan Shukla, Praveen Kumar, Trent Boult, Hanuma Vihari, Prasanth Padmanabhan, Siddarth Kaul
[16/02 9:28 PM] +91 96003 15608: CRICKET (IPL 8) - 2015
Schedule :
๐ 08.04.2015 - KKR vs MI
๐ 09.04.2015 - CSK vs DD
๐ 10.04.2015 - KXIP vs RR
๐ 11.04.2015 - CSK vs SRH
๐ 11.04.2015 - KKR vs RCB
๐ 12.04.2015 - DD vs RR
๐ 12.04.2015 - MI vs KXIP
๐ 13.04.2015 - RCB vs SRH
๐ 14.04.2015 - RR vs MI
๐ 14.04.2015 - KKR vs CSK
๐ 15.04.2015 - KXIP vs DD
๐ 16.04.2015 - SHR vs RR
๐ 17.04.2015 - MI vs CSK
๐ 18.04.2015 - SHR vs DD
๐ 18.04.2015 - KXIP vs KKR
๐ 19.04.2015 - RR vs CSK
๐ 19.04.2015 - RCB vs MI
๐ 20.04.2015 - DD vs KKR
๐ 21.04.2015 - RR vs KXIP
๐ 22.04.2015 - SRH vs KKR
๐ 22.04.2015 - RCB vs CSK
๐ 23.04.2015 - DD vs MI
๐ 24.04.2015 - RR vs RCB
๐ 25.04.2015 - MI vs SRH
๐ 25.04.2015 - CSK vs KXIP
๐ 26.04.2015 - KKR vs RR
๐ 26.04.2015 - DD vs RCB
๐ 27.04.2015 - KXIP vs SRH
๐ 28.04.2015 - KKR vs DD
๐ 29.04.2015 - RCB vs RR
๐ 30.04.2015 - CSK vs KKR
๐ 01.05.2015 - DD vs KXIP
๐ 01.05.2015 - MI vs RR
๐ 02.05.2015 - RCB vs KKR
๐ 02.05.2015 - SRH vs CSK
๐ 03.05.2015 - KXIP vs MI
๐ 03.05.2015 - RR vs DD
๐ 04.05.2015 - CSK vs RCB
๐ 04.05.2015 - KKR vs SRH
๐ 05.05.2015 - MI vs DD
๐ 06.05.2015 - RCB vs KXIP
๐ 07.05.2015 - RR vs SRH
๐ 08.05.2015 - CSK vs MI
๐ 09.05.2015 - KKR vs KXIP
๐ 09.05.2015 - DD vs SRH
๐ 10.05.2015 - MI vs RCB
๐ 10.05.2015 - CSK vs RR
๐ 11.05.2015 - SRH vs KXIP
๐ 12.05.2015 - DD vs SRH
๐ 13.05.2015 - KXIP vs RCB
๐ 14.05.2015 - MI vs KKR
๐ 15.05.2015 - SRH vs RCB
๐ 16.05.2015 - KXIP vs CSK
๐ 16.05.2015 - RR vs KKR
๐ 17.05.2015 - RCB vs DD
๐ 17.05.2015 - SRH vs MI
End of League Phase
๐ 18.05.2015 - REST DAY
PLAY - OFFS
๐ 19.05.2015 - Qualifier 1
๐ 20.05.2015 - Eliminator
๐ 21.05.2015 - REST DAY
๐ 22.05.2015 - Qualifier 2
๐ 23.05.2015 - REST DAY
๐ 24.05.2015 - FINAL๐
FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND GROUP๐ฉ
India vs Australia worldcup 2015 predictions
World CUP 2015
๐ฆ๐บAUS VS IND๐ฎ๐ณ
2nd Semi Final 26th March 2015
India will Win the Toss :
Dhoni will elect Bat First.
Dhawan 30
Rohit 15
Kohli 112
Rahane 78
Raina 38*
Dhoni 46*
India 340 / 4 50 Overs
Starc 2 wckts
Australi Batting :
Warner 55
Finch 45
S.Smith 69
M.Clark 45
Watson 19
Maxwell 61*
Haddin 12*
Australi 318 in 48 overs
Australi will need 21 runs in 12 Balls
Ippove Full Match Paathuta ..Tomorrow Enna Pannuvinga ๐
Market la pudhusa vandhu iruku Forward Pannunga...
#WC2015 #INDvsAUS
๐ฆ๐บAUS VS IND๐ฎ๐ณ
2nd Semi Final 26th March 2015
India will Win the Toss :
Dhoni will elect Bat First.
Dhawan 30
Rohit 15
Kohli 112
Rahane 78
Raina 38*
Dhoni 46*
India 340 / 4 50 Overs
Starc 2 wckts
Australi Batting :
Warner 55
Finch 45
S.Smith 69
M.Clark 45
Watson 19
Maxwell 61*
Haddin 12*
Australi 318 in 48 overs
Australi will need 21 runs in 12 Balls
Ippove Full Match Paathuta ..Tomorrow Enna Pannuvinga ๐
Market la pudhusa vandhu iruku Forward Pannunga...
#WC2015 #INDvsAUS
If you're feeling sad for AB de Villiers then just remember
If you're feeling sad for AB de Villiers then just remember:
1. Neither C.Ronaldo nor L.Messi have a World Cup against their names.
2. Leonardo di Caprio has never won an Oscar.
3. Stephen Hawking doesn't have a Nobel Prize.
4. I've never topped university.
just for fun wink emoticon
World cup fever 2015
1. Neither C.Ronaldo nor L.Messi have a World Cup against their names.
2. Leonardo di Caprio has never won an Oscar.
3. Stephen Hawking doesn't have a Nobel Prize.
4. I've never topped university.
just for fun wink emoticon
World cup fever 2015
TOP 25 MUST VISIT RESTAURANTS IN KERALA AND THE BEST THEY SERVE
TOP 25 MUST VISIT RESTAURANTS IN KERALA AND THE BEST THEY SERVE
1. Tenderloin steak @ Cocoa tree, Panampally nagar, Kochi
2. Appam & Meen chuttathu @ Aavi , Panampally nagar, Kochi
3. Kaati rolls @ Dal Roti , Fort Kochi
4. Dimsums @ Mainland china, Dreams hotel, Kochi
5. Roasted chilli beef @ Chopstix, Palarivattom , Kochi
6. Banana Walnut cake @ Kashi Art Cafรฉ, Fortkochi
7. Seafood Platter @ Menorah – Koder House, Fort Kochi
8. Chicken dosa @ Dosas & Pancakes, Kalavathy road, Fortkochi
9.Chicken Biriyani @ (Kayikka’s) Rahmuthala Hotel, Mattancherry
10. Chilli crust pork chops @ Bubble cafe, The Gateway , Kochi
11. Egg ulli Dosa @ Pai Brothers Fast Food, Ernakulam
12. Live barbecue lobsters @ Vasundhara sarovar, Cherthala
13. Fish roast @ Vinoo’s park, Cherthala
14. Masala chai @ Cafe paradiso, Alleppey
15. Appam & Egg ully roast @ Hotel Brothers, Alleppey
16. Tawa fried jumbo prawns@ Arcadia , Kottayam
17. Masala dosa @ Hotel Bharat , Trichur
18. Fried rice and thai chicken @ Delicia, Malappuram
19. Mutton Biriyani @ Paragon, Calicut
20. Beef steak @ Sahib’s grill Kitchen, Kannur
21. Mutton chaps @ Hotel Bright, Kottiyam, Kollam
22. Tender chicken & chappathi @ Rahmaniya (kethal) Chala,Trivandrum
23. Grills & steaks @ Cafe del mar, Varkala
24. Grilled sea food @ Hotel searock, Kovalam
25. Fish pollichathu @ Tall trees , Munnar
1. Tenderloin steak @ Cocoa tree, Panampally nagar, Kochi
2. Appam & Meen chuttathu @ Aavi , Panampally nagar, Kochi
3. Kaati rolls @ Dal Roti , Fort Kochi
4. Dimsums @ Mainland china, Dreams hotel, Kochi
5. Roasted chilli beef @ Chopstix, Palarivattom , Kochi
6. Banana Walnut cake @ Kashi Art Cafรฉ, Fortkochi
7. Seafood Platter @ Menorah – Koder House, Fort Kochi
8. Chicken dosa @ Dosas & Pancakes, Kalavathy road, Fortkochi
9.Chicken Biriyani @ (Kayikka’s) Rahmuthala Hotel, Mattancherry
10. Chilli crust pork chops @ Bubble cafe, The Gateway , Kochi
11. Egg ulli Dosa @ Pai Brothers Fast Food, Ernakulam
12. Live barbecue lobsters @ Vasundhara sarovar, Cherthala
13. Fish roast @ Vinoo’s park, Cherthala
14. Masala chai @ Cafe paradiso, Alleppey
15. Appam & Egg ully roast @ Hotel Brothers, Alleppey
16. Tawa fried jumbo prawns@ Arcadia , Kottayam
17. Masala dosa @ Hotel Bharat , Trichur
18. Fried rice and thai chicken @ Delicia, Malappuram
19. Mutton Biriyani @ Paragon, Calicut
20. Beef steak @ Sahib’s grill Kitchen, Kannur
21. Mutton chaps @ Hotel Bright, Kottiyam, Kollam
22. Tender chicken & chappathi @ Rahmaniya (kethal) Chala,Trivandrum
23. Grills & steaks @ Cafe del mar, Varkala
24. Grilled sea food @ Hotel searock, Kovalam
25. Fish pollichathu @ Tall trees , Munnar
Short story about Aadhaar card
Aadhaar card :
A Must Must Read
A Scene in 2020...
Operator:
Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah!
Hold on..... My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK... you're... Mr SYED and you're calling from 155, 1st Cross. Panduranga Nagar, MG Road, Hyderabad. . Your home number is 26490786, your office 22211379 and your mobile is 9880088786. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your cheese Pizza...
Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat tomato Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Tomato Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 07. Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.
Customer: What?
Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 7786
Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)
Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.
Customer: teri
Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 10th July 1986 you were imprisoned for 3 days and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?
Customer faints...
What Bangladesh cricket team thinks after winning England
After beating a weak england team..ban fans think ...they can beat INDIA...AUSTRALIA ...NEW ZEALAND and then win the world cup and then become a super power, will also launch their SPACE programme will find WATER and OIL on MOON,MARS , JUPITER and SUN!! Will make contact with the aliens and with them rule over humans and ALL OFTHE GALAXY!!!!!!!! AKHAND CHUTIYAPA
Mad Cow Disease joke on whatsapp
A Sexy Female TV reporter, with Big boobs, Interviews a farmer, seeking the cause of Mad Cow Disease.
Lady: Sir, we are here to get info on what Causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea?
The farmer said, "Do you know that a Bull Screws a Cow only once a year?"
Lady : (embarrassed) "Well, that's a piece of valuable info,but
what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?"
Farmer: "Well Madam, do you know that we milk the Cow twice a day?"
Lady: (blushes) Sir, this is really great info, but what about the Mad Cow Disease ?
Farmer (staring at her big tits):
"I am getting to the point Maam. If I was playing with your boobs twice a day, and Screwing you only once a year, wouldn't you get MAD ?
Lady: Sir, we are here to get info on what Causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea?
The farmer said, "Do you know that a Bull Screws a Cow only once a year?"
Lady : (embarrassed) "Well, that's a piece of valuable info,but
what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?"
Farmer: "Well Madam, do you know that we milk the Cow twice a day?"
Lady: (blushes) Sir, this is really great info, but what about the Mad Cow Disease ?
Farmer (staring at her big tits):
"I am getting to the point Maam. If I was playing with your boobs twice a day, and Screwing you only once a year, wouldn't you get MAD ?
boyfriend text to his girlfriend on whatsapp
Boy frnd texts to his Girl frnd on WhatsApp ...
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BF - Hi
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GF - Hello
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BF - Wr ru darling...?
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GF - Iam in my dads BMW car. Iam going to club and from there i will go to shopping mall. I will send back the car and i will call you. Where r u?
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BF - Iam in the town bus sitting behind u. Don't take the ticket, i have already taken for u..!!
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BF - Hi
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GF - Hello
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BF - Wr ru darling...?
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GF - Iam in my dads BMW car. Iam going to club and from there i will go to shopping mall. I will send back the car and i will call you. Where r u?
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BF - Iam in the town bus sitting behind u. Don't take the ticket, i have already taken for u..!!
18+ whatsapp information
bra size of actress
34 b megna raj
32c priya mani
36 b pathmapriya
34c bhavana
34b sammantha
34b asin
32b ileana
32c nayans
40c namitha
34c shradha das
36c shriya saran
34b genelia
34d thabu
34b trisha
34b kajal
34b anushka shetty
33c dhevayani
34b shruthi hassan
34c lakshmi menon
36d swetha menon
34c rima kallingal
36c mithra kuriyan
34d meera jasmin
34b andria
34c kajol
KAMASUTRA LESSONS:
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
Prize winning message of the year-๐๐๐.
: 7signs tat confirm a GIRL's VIRGINITY:
1.Wen a grl gets fuckd 4 d 1st time, she'l cry due 2 pain.
2.Wen u insert continusly for 3-4 times,she shud pull it out & take long breath.
3.For the 1st time,evry"GOOD"grl wil hesitate to show her body in light.
4.D nxt day she'l show infinite luv on U.
5.Wen U cme closer without touching,her pulse & breathing rate shud increase.
6.At 1st sex,she shud catch d pillow or ur head for grip,not her"BOOBS".
7.Wenevr U open her legs wide,she shud bring back her two legs closer.
If u dnt find d above 7signs then she is 100% not pure.
Create Awareness..!
Ushara irukanum...!๐
๐ญ HILARIOUS TRUTH :
Every Man is Millionaire atleast by his sperm count...
And the Funniest thing is that even these million are also spent on Women...!! ๐๐ข๐
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which means a normal fuck represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds...
And we think 3G is fast !
The 1st Penis guard in Cricket was used in 1894 & the 1st Helmet was used in 1934.
MORAL: It took 40 yrs for men to realize that Brain is also an important part. But priority was always clear..... ๐๐
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Benefits of Masturbation✊
1. Choice of ๐ฉgirl is yours..
2. Time ๐ doesn't matter
3. ๐ถSelf service
4. Not a crime๐ฎ
5. Rest to girlfriend ๐
6. No risk of AIDS๐
7. No special ๐ place required
8. No money ๐ฐwastage
9. Easy to ๐ปperform
10. Guaranteed satisfaction๐
11. No abortion ✂
12. Condom not required๐
13. Not ✋necessary to remove whole underwear
14. Stress ๐easily removed
15. Doesn't matter how long your penis is ๐
16. Don't need to care about the adours
17. Pleasure is essential for you......๐๐๐๐
18. One can do as many time as he wants ๐ข
19. No need of special training, ๐its so simple
20. Position ๐ผis of your choice.
<Moral>
Do it yourself and don't expect others.
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Happy masturbate day
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Whatsapp creativity. ๐๐๐๐๐
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. ๐ Height of whatsapp usage!!
A child asked his dad- Dad how was i born???
Dad replied
๐ฆ ๐ฉ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ = ๐ถ .. ๐ช
34 b megna raj
32c priya mani
36 b pathmapriya
34c bhavana
34b sammantha
34b asin
32b ileana
32c nayans
40c namitha
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34c lakshmi menon
36d swetha menon
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36c mithra kuriyan
34d meera jasmin
34b andria
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KAMASUTRA LESSONS:
1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
Prize winning message of the year-๐๐๐.
: 7signs tat confirm a GIRL's VIRGINITY:
1.Wen a grl gets fuckd 4 d 1st time, she'l cry due 2 pain.
2.Wen u insert continusly for 3-4 times,she shud pull it out & take long breath.
3.For the 1st time,evry"GOOD"grl wil hesitate to show her body in light.
4.D nxt day she'l show infinite luv on U.
5.Wen U cme closer without touching,her pulse & breathing rate shud increase.
6.At 1st sex,she shud catch d pillow or ur head for grip,not her"BOOBS".
7.Wenevr U open her legs wide,she shud bring back her two legs closer.
If u dnt find d above 7signs then she is 100% not pure.
Create Awareness..!
Ushara irukanum...!๐
๐ญ HILARIOUS TRUTH :
Every Man is Millionaire atleast by his sperm count...
And the Funniest thing is that even these million are also spent on Women...!! ๐๐ข๐
๐๐๐....................................................๐๐1 sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it,
which means a normal fuck represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds...
And we think 3G is fast !
The 1st Penis guard in Cricket was used in 1894 & the 1st Helmet was used in 1934.
MORAL: It took 40 yrs for men to realize that Brain is also an important part. But priority was always clear..... ๐๐
A true friend don't send hugs or kisses but sends.....
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Benefits of Masturbation✊
1. Choice of ๐ฉgirl is yours..
2. Time ๐ doesn't matter
3. ๐ถSelf service
4. Not a crime๐ฎ
5. Rest to girlfriend ๐
6. No risk of AIDS๐
7. No special ๐ place required
8. No money ๐ฐwastage
9. Easy to ๐ปperform
10. Guaranteed satisfaction๐
11. No abortion ✂
12. Condom not required๐
13. Not ✋necessary to remove whole underwear
14. Stress ๐easily removed
15. Doesn't matter how long your penis is ๐
16. Don't need to care about the adours
17. Pleasure is essential for you......๐๐๐๐
18. One can do as many time as he wants ๐ข
19. No need of special training, ๐its so simple
20. Position ๐ผis of your choice.
<Moral>
Do it yourself and don't expect others.
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Happy masturbate day
Imp msg..Send this to all whom you care..'A boy who lived in brazil died after Masturbating 42 times in a day'... So guys..41 is the limit ...;-)๐๐
Whatsapp creativity. ๐๐๐๐๐
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. ๐ Height of whatsapp usage!!
A child asked his dad- Dad how was i born???
Dad replied
๐ฆ ๐ฉ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ = ๐ถ .. ๐ช
Dilberts hilarious thoughts A good 30 laughs at Dilbert's one liners:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
7. Born free, taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork..
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
why i got divorced..sad story
๐๐Why I got divorced.......... Sad story of a Man
Last wรฉek was my birthday.... My wife didnt wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went to work.... Even my colleagues didnt wish me.... As i entered my cabin my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch.... After lunch,she invited me to her apartment... WE went there.... She said,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?" "OKAY",i said... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids ,My Friends & My Colleagues... All Screaming, SURPRISE.... And I was waiting on the sofa............. ๐ NAKED ๐ฉ.......... Sad story of a Man
Last wรฉek was my birthday.... My wife didnt wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went to work.... Even my colleagues didnt wish me.... As i entered my cabin my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch.... After lunch,she invited me to her apartment... WE went there.... She said,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?" "OKAY",i said... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids ,My Friends & My Colleagues... All Screaming, SURPRISE.... And I was waiting on the sofa............. ๐ NAKED ๐ฉ
Last wรฉek was my birthday.... My wife didnt wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went to work.... Even my colleagues didnt wish me.... As i entered my cabin my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch.... After lunch,she invited me to her apartment... WE went there.... She said,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?" "OKAY",i said... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids ,My Friends & My Colleagues... All Screaming, SURPRISE.... And I was waiting on the sofa............. ๐ NAKED ๐ฉ.......... Sad story of a Man
Last wรฉek was my birthday.... My wife didnt wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went to work.... Even my colleagues didnt wish me.... As i entered my cabin my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch.... After lunch,she invited me to her apartment... WE went there.... She said,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?" "OKAY",i said... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids ,My Friends & My Colleagues... All Screaming, SURPRISE.... And I was waiting on the sofa............. ๐ NAKED ๐ฉ
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Letzz have fun. FWD ALL N GET UR TITLES ๐
1. ๐Sanda Kozhi
2. ๐ My love
3. ๐ best dancer
4. ๐ My life
5. ๐ญ Always crying
6. ☺ Mr/ Ms. Innocent
7. ๐ถ Babyness
9. ๐ก Selfish
10.๐ถ๐Porukki/Rowdy
11. ๐ Soft
12. ๐ Mr./ Ms . Attitude
13. ๐ Talking with eyes
14. ๐Super
15. ๐ Model
16. ❤ Alive heart
17. ๐ฆ Best Person ever
18. ๐ Bharat Ratna
19. ๐ช Beast
20. ๐บ Most Annoying
21. ๐ฑ Player
22. ๐ท Most Caring
23. ๐ The King
24. ๐ผ Free Minded
25. ๐ Theeni pandaram
26.๐ joker
27. ๐ท Photogenic
28. ๐ฎ different from all
29. ๐ Most Emotional
30. ๐ฃ new born baby
31. ๐ฌ Best Friend, no 1 else
32.๐ Romantic
33. ๐ most comedian
34. ๐ถ Good singer
35. ๐ซ Good frnd
36.๐ฐ play boy
And which titles will u give me.....?????????
1. ๐Sanda Kozhi
2. ๐ My love
3. ๐ best dancer
4. ๐ My life
5. ๐ญ Always crying
6. ☺ Mr/ Ms. Innocent
7. ๐ถ Babyness
9. ๐ก Selfish
10.๐ถ๐Porukki/Rowdy
11. ๐ Soft
12. ๐ Mr./ Ms . Attitude
13. ๐ Talking with eyes
14. ๐Super
15. ๐ Model
16. ❤ Alive heart
17. ๐ฆ Best Person ever
18. ๐ Bharat Ratna
19. ๐ช Beast
20. ๐บ Most Annoying
21. ๐ฑ Player
22. ๐ท Most Caring
23. ๐ The King
24. ๐ผ Free Minded
25. ๐ Theeni pandaram
26.๐ joker
27. ๐ท Photogenic
28. ๐ฎ different from all
29. ๐ Most Emotional
30. ๐ฃ new born baby
31. ๐ฌ Best Friend, no 1 else
32.๐ Romantic
33. ๐ most comedian
34. ๐ถ Good singer
35. ๐ซ Good frnd
36.๐ฐ play boy
And which titles will u give me.....?????????
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Naredra Modi's message to india
I am Naredra Modi
๐ต PLEASE SHARE it with everyone and with all your groups ..
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Indian 90 days if not purchased any foreign stuff ..
India could become the world's second richest country ..
India in just 90 days
Rs 2 will be equal to $ 1 ..
plz share it to all
๐Plz frwd this msg to all groups and say ๐
๐Is desh me rahena he to jag jao๐
In 1970 1$ = Rs. 4
Today 1$ = Rs. 68
Estimated 1$ by end of the year = Rs. 72
Dollar is not getting stronger, rupee is getting weaker!
&
nobody else is responsible for d fall, except us!
How can we change it!
1. A Cold Drink produced for 70-80 paisa sold at Rs. 9-10!
Stop drinking them,
Drink Lemon juice, Lassi, Fruit juice, butter milk etc. instead of coke, pepsi.
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2. Use Soaps such as Cinthol, Santoor,Medimix, Neem, Godrej brands
instead of :-
Lux,lifebuoy, rexona, liril, dove, pears, hamam,camay, palmolive!
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3. Toothpaste-
Use Neem, babool, vicco, dabur
Instead of :-
Colgate,close up,pepsodent, cibaca
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4. Toothbrush :-
Use prudent, ajanta,promise, instead of :-
colgate, close up, oral-b, pepsodent,forhans.
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5. Shaving cream:-
Use godrej, emami,
Instead of :-
Palmolive,old spice, gillete.
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6. Blade-
Use supermax, topaz, laser, ashoka
Instead of :-
Seven-o-clock, 365, gillete
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7. Talcum powder:-
Use santoor, gokul,cinthol, boroplus
Instead of :-
ponds, old spice, johnson,shower
to shower.
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8. Milk powder:-
Use indiana, amul,amulya
Instead of :-
anikspray,milkana, everyday milk, milkmaid.
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9. Shampoo :-
Use Nirma, Velvette
Instead of :-
halo, all clear, sunsilk, head and shoulders, pantene.
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10. Mobile connections-
Use bsnl, airtel,reliance,idea,docomo
Insteaf of :-
Vodafone
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11. Food :-
Eat at jay bhavani, TGB, local restaurants
Instead of :-
mac-d, subway, pizza hut, kfc.
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12. Mobiles :-
Use micromax, karbonn, lava,croma
Instead of :-
samsung,apple, htc, sony.
13. Bikes :-
Use hero, bajaj
Instead of :-
Honda, yamaha.
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14. Footwear:-
Use paragon, chavda,lakhani
Instead of :-
Nike, reebok, adidas,converse.
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15. Jeans and shirts:-
Use spykar, k-lounge
Instead of :-
Lee, levi's,U.s. Polo, pepe, benetton.
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16. Watch :-
Use titan, sonata ,fasttrack
Instead of :-
tommy, Citizen, zodiac, tissot.
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Dont use products from hindustan lever,
Only name is hindustan it has been taken by foreign company
We blame politicians
Now go and check the things you use and ask yourself how much do you contribute to the decreased value of RUPEE
You use these foreign made products...
&
Government have to pay in dollars for d same...thus value of rupee Decreases...
Aren't u responsible for fall of rupee..
In case Samsung S4 at Rs 41000. Same features Micromax Can4 comes at Rs 17000.means u waste Rs 24000..and these 24000 go to south Korea in dollars..
None of the indian products are subordinate in quality, they might look a bit less fancy!!
Why is china so ahead, because the whole world uses made in china items.
We indians could atleast use made in india items!
Change comes from within! spread the change by broadcasting this msg to everyone on your contact list!
lets see by the end of this year does 1$ become Rs. 70 or it becomes Rs. 50..
JAAAAGO.
Some of these we follow....but we can make our possible to make a change.
Before deleting, HELP your frnds by passing it..!
Let it reach d 121 crores Indians.
It might help sum1. Fwd to as many as u can.
WhatsApp to free hai,, soo..frwrd it plz..
Hai
So whts up
Forward this sms in 20 mobile. Get Rs.97.54. Its true.
Watch in today HINDUSTAN TIMES newspaper. Page 7.
Check your balance after 10min
๐ต PLEASE SHARE it with everyone and with all your groups ..
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Indian 90 days if not purchased any foreign stuff ..
India could become the world's second richest country ..
India in just 90 days
Rs 2 will be equal to $ 1 ..
plz share it to all
๐Plz frwd this msg to all groups and say ๐
๐Is desh me rahena he to jag jao๐
In 1970 1$ = Rs. 4
Today 1$ = Rs. 68
Estimated 1$ by end of the year = Rs. 72
Dollar is not getting stronger, rupee is getting weaker!
&
nobody else is responsible for d fall, except us!
How can we change it!
1. A Cold Drink produced for 70-80 paisa sold at Rs. 9-10!
Stop drinking them,
Drink Lemon juice, Lassi, Fruit juice, butter milk etc. instead of coke, pepsi.
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2. Use Soaps such as Cinthol, Santoor,Medimix, Neem, Godrej brands
instead of :-
Lux,lifebuoy, rexona, liril, dove, pears, hamam,camay, palmolive!
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3. Toothpaste-
Use Neem, babool, vicco, dabur
Instead of :-
Colgate,close up,pepsodent, cibaca
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4. Toothbrush :-
Use prudent, ajanta,promise, instead of :-
colgate, close up, oral-b, pepsodent,forhans.
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5. Shaving cream:-
Use godrej, emami,
Instead of :-
Palmolive,old spice, gillete.
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6. Blade-
Use supermax, topaz, laser, ashoka
Instead of :-
Seven-o-clock, 365, gillete
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7. Talcum powder:-
Use santoor, gokul,cinthol, boroplus
Instead of :-
ponds, old spice, johnson,shower
to shower.
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8. Milk powder:-
Use indiana, amul,amulya
Instead of :-
anikspray,milkana, everyday milk, milkmaid.
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9. Shampoo :-
Use Nirma, Velvette
Instead of :-
halo, all clear, sunsilk, head and shoulders, pantene.
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10. Mobile connections-
Use bsnl, airtel,reliance,idea,docomo
Insteaf of :-
Vodafone
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11. Food :-
Eat at jay bhavani, TGB, local restaurants
Instead of :-
mac-d, subway, pizza hut, kfc.
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12. Mobiles :-
Use micromax, karbonn, lava,croma
Instead of :-
samsung,apple, htc, sony.
13. Bikes :-
Use hero, bajaj
Instead of :-
Honda, yamaha.
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14. Footwear:-
Use paragon, chavda,lakhani
Instead of :-
Nike, reebok, adidas,converse.
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15. Jeans and shirts:-
Use spykar, k-lounge
Instead of :-
Lee, levi's,U.s. Polo, pepe, benetton.
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16. Watch :-
Use titan, sonata ,fasttrack
Instead of :-
tommy, Citizen, zodiac, tissot.
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Dont use products from hindustan lever,
Only name is hindustan it has been taken by foreign company
We blame politicians
Now go and check the things you use and ask yourself how much do you contribute to the decreased value of RUPEE
You use these foreign made products...
&
Government have to pay in dollars for d same...thus value of rupee Decreases...
Aren't u responsible for fall of rupee..
In case Samsung S4 at Rs 41000. Same features Micromax Can4 comes at Rs 17000.means u waste Rs 24000..and these 24000 go to south Korea in dollars..
None of the indian products are subordinate in quality, they might look a bit less fancy!!
Why is china so ahead, because the whole world uses made in china items.
We indians could atleast use made in india items!
Change comes from within! spread the change by broadcasting this msg to everyone on your contact list!
lets see by the end of this year does 1$ become Rs. 70 or it becomes Rs. 50..
JAAAAGO.
Some of these we follow....but we can make our possible to make a change.
Before deleting, HELP your frnds by passing it..!
Let it reach d 121 crores Indians.
It might help sum1. Fwd to as many as u can.
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Hai
So whts up
Forward this sms in 20 mobile. Get Rs.97.54. Its true.
Watch in today HINDUSTAN TIMES newspaper. Page 7.
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