The Chicken Story with an Absolute professional climax

Chicken Story🐣  ABSOLUTE PROFESSIONAL
(Mind blowing climax):
A farmer  owns 25 young hens 🐤 and one old cock ...
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock 🐓 from the market...
Old cock to Young cock 🐓:
Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...
🐓Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
🐓Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.
🐓Young cock: OKKK..
What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
🐓Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off
 & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases 🐓 him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock's back 🐓in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly..."BANG"💥!!!
Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot  dead by the farmer ...
who cursed,
: "Hell"
This is the 5th GAY cock I've bought this week." ??
Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics !!!!!😆😆

18+ whatsapp joke, hourse and a chicken

Horse & chicken were best friends. One day, horse fell into a hole. Chicken called a farmer who used his Audi Q7 Quattro to pull out the horse, horse became very happy & thought someday he will return the favour.
Then one day the chicken fell into the hole. The horse lowered his dick & pulled the chicken out.. Chicken was damn impressed..
Moral of the story-
If u have a horse's dick, u don't need an Audi to pick up chicks!

Secretary adult joke for whatsapp

Boss hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office!
Police: Who was there at that time in the room??
Secretary: I was there ""
Police: What happened? Why did he commit suicide???
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a fur coat for 2,00,000, then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought me a diamond ring for Rs.5,00,000. Today he asked me to spend the night with him. I told him I charge Rs. 500 a night!
Moral: Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing!!""
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