What modi ji did for us the last 5years

What We Now Know:
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Modi loves mangoes
Modi goes to jungle every year.
Modi used to wash his own clothes
Modi's Yoga Routine
Modi's sleeping habits
Modi's secret of his energy
Modi's food habits
What Modi does with his salary..
Modi follows Twinkle Khanna
Modi's relationship with Obama
Modi's dress designer

What We Don't Know:
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Objectives of Demonetisation
Data on job losses - 45 million or more?
Data on farmers suicides?
How much of the $600 Billion Black money has been brought back?
Why Modi insulted martyr Hemant Karkare and gave ticket to terror accused Pragya Thakur?
Why Modi reduced investments in education & Research?
What is India's real GDP growth?
Who takes the blame for Intelligence failure in Pulwama?
Why is development not an election issue?
What is the secrecy in Pricing of Rafale?
What happened to the 9 lac crores of fuel tax?
Why the secrecy on BJPs election funding?
Why Modi changed his stand on FdI & Aadhaar?
Why is fuel price still high despite fall in international prices?
Why isnt dollar price at 35?
How did Mallya, Nirav Modi, Mehul Choksi etc. escaped India?
Why are more soldiers dying at the border?
How did so many terrorist attacks happen in India?
What is Modi's relationship status with Advani and other founders of BJP?

After so many interviews by journalists and actors, this is what we know. And Don't Know.
What are the questions that bother you?
What is important for you?
Vote Wisely.
Vote for INDIA.

By Peri Maheshwer

You are a wild bird - doctor patient joke

Ultimate Doctor:

Lady to Doctor : When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married, but can't get pregnant.

Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO.!!
😂😂😂😂

Husband and wife joke

WIFE: Honey let's play a game

HUSBAND: Okay. What's the game about?

WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month

HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?

WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!

HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready

Husband: Yes ready

WIFE:       TURKEY

Its been 4 HOURS NOW...
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird 😀😀😝😝👊👊

Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!😂😂😂

Election 2019

One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. "Hello, I want a single room for the night please." "Fine, sir, here's one of our best rooms. Room 13," says the concierge and hands him the key. The guy goes upstairs, takes a shower and gets straight into bed. At about 2 0'clock in the morning, two gorgeous naked women come in and slide under the covers. When he realizes what is going on, he starts screwing both of them. He can't believe what's happening. Next morning, still surprised by last night's events, he goes downstairs to settle the bill. "How was your room sir?" asks the receptionist. "Excellent, I will come back again. What do I owe you?" asks the man.
"Well. actually, sir, we are doing a promotional offer. Not only do you not have to pay but we give you $10 as a welcome gesture," says the receptionist. "What?" says the guy, very surprised indeed. "That's amazing." He takes the ten-dollar bill and wanders off, debating whether his buddies will believe him or not. Needless to say, after a few days he's told all his friends and neighbors about room 13 and the amazing night of passion. The next week one of his buddies goes to check out the room. "Room 13 please." "Certainly, sir, here's your key." After he gets in bed, at the same time, 2 o'clock, three girls this time, extremely horny, get in bed and screw his brains out. The next morning, not only does he not have to pay, but he too gets $10. After a month, everyone knows this hotel and especially room 13. Everyone that stays in room 13 gets the same treatment: a good screw and a ten bucks.
After a few weeks, the story reaches the President. The President decides to check the story out for himself. He visits the hotel and asks for room 13. He gets the keys and goes upstairs. After a couple of drinks he gets in bed waiting patiently for the naked girls to appear. Indeed at about 2 0'clock in the morning two naked ladies come to bed. They are as horny and wild as all the stories the President has heard. The President gets his pecker out and screws the both of them all night long. This is the night of his life. Next morning he goes to reception and when he asks how much the bill is, the receptionist says, "Nothing to pay, sir. Actually, we are doing an introductory offer. Here's $50 as a welcome gesture." Curious, the President asks the receptionist, "Well, that's strange. Everyone else who comes here gets $10. Why do I get $50?" "Well, sir," says the receptionist. "This is the first time we've filmed a porn movie with a President in it!"

Nothing is free in this World...
Don't sell yourself, unknowingly.

*VOTE WISELY* 2019.