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1]I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
2]Hey there….. be there.
3]typing….
4]Always remember you are
UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
5]My “last seen at” was just to check your
“last seen at”.
6]I will be back before you pronunce
afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]We live in a society were pizza gets to
your house before police 8]move on… 9]God is really creative , i mean ..just look
at me 10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless
as “ueue” in a “queue”. 11]I want to die peacefully in my sleep
like my grandfather….not screeming and
yelling like his passengers in car. 12]The last thing i want to do is hurt
you…..but its still on the list;)
13]You don’t have to like me….I am not a
facebook status.
14]Knowledge is knowing tomato is a
fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit
salad.
15]I like to take road less
travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic. 16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now
thermometer is not the only thing that
has degrees widout brains
17]I can see you checking my whatsapp
status.B)
18]There are many things you can’t
buy….but still pay for them. 19]Whattsapp status is loading 20]If i had a gun with two bullets and i
was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert
your ex or your enemy's name],i would
shoot you twice. 21]battery about to die 22]Urgent calls only 22]Status under construction. 23]No status available 24]Life is short, chat fast..!!! 25]Life is too short to be updating status 26]Too busy to update a status. 0_o 27]formula for success…….under promise
and over deliver……. 28]since 1910 29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it
copying my watsapp status…. 30]I wish I had google in my mind and
antivirus in my heart. 31]Keep moving! Nothing new to read… 32]Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive
people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait
for my turn to destroy them. 33]Error: status unavailable 34]Waiting for wi-fi network. 35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich
sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye
only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi) 36]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF! 37]I don’t care what people think or say
about me, I was not born on this earth to
please everybody. 38]Not always available, try your luck 39]Second chances are for
loosers….either we do it in first place or
live it for others. 40]Even romeo went from being “in a
relationship” to “it’s complicated”. 41]Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend 42]Hey Zukerberge if you are still into
acquiring internet services that people
spend enormous time on ,may i suggest
IRCTC. 43]I have decided to leave my past
behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry
but I’ve moved on. 44]I was not busy to be online… I had
just gave up on my life when I picked up
this girls phone and saw my contact
name as “Free Recharge” 45]If procrastination was an Olympic
event ,I’d compete in it later. 46] Life is short talk fast 47]I started out with nothing and i still
have most of it:) 48]I took IQ test …..results were negative 49]I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy
imagination. 50]You treated me like an option so i left
you like an choice 51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If
your online then why aren’t you texting
me 52]I am not questioning your honour. I
am denying its existence. 53]My attitude will always be based on
how you treat me. 54]Happiness is when “Last seen at”
changes to “online” and then to
“typing..” 55]I feel so miserable without you; it’s
almost like having you here 56]I’m listening. It just takes me a minute
to process so much stupidity all at once!! 57]Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ
of the whole street’ 58]You are the product of 4 billion years
of evolution, now fucking act like it. 59]I’ll try being nicer if you start being
smarter. 60]I’d agree with you, but then we’d both
be wrong. 61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve
your own problems, I’m tired of solving
them for you. 62]I meditate for 20 min every morning
…..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min
late for everything 63]Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it
sucks!! 64]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius
mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill
gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind. 65]I did lots of stupid things on social
networking sites but atleast i never
commented “Cute pic dear “on girls
profile picture 66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A
train station is where a train stops. On
my desk, I have a work station.. 67]I’ve been too fucking busy and vice
versa 68]Life is too short. Dont waste it
removing pendrive safely. 69]I wish i could trade my heart for
another liver …..so that i can drink more
and care less 70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s
important that you have it but there’s no
need to show it off. 71]I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving
mode. 72]Coins Always Make Sound But The
Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s
why i’m always Calm & Silent 73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A
Life 74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But
if I stop the stone then it still takes a
long time for the moss to grow. 75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to
me because it shows that they need an
Attitude to impress me! 76]Everything that kills me makes me feel
alive. 77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited
Edition 78]”Please don’t get confused between
my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude
depends on who you are!” 79]When you feel insulted I’m just
describing you. 80]Xcuse me..I found something under
my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude. 81]Love is that state of mind when a
karan johar film becomes bearable 82]im cool but global warming made me
hot 83]When i am good i am best , when i am
bad i am worst. 84]Without me its just awso. 85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast
forward the time to see if in the end it’s
all worth it 86] I asked God for a bike, but I know
God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a
bike and asked for forgiveness. 87]I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I just wanted paychecks. 88]100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;) 89]I like to always carry two sacks around.
That way, if someone asks me to lend
them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these
sacks”. 90]Childhood is like being drunk,
everyone remembers what you did,
except you 91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way
it smells;) 92]I haven’t slept for 10 days, because
that would be too long. 93]Just about the time when you think
you can make ends meet, somebody
moves the ends. 94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor. 95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of
something stupid to say and then don’t
say it. 96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood
Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you
help me to save mine. 97]Think about it ..every time we look
back at ourselves five years ago we think
we were an idiot. 98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe
Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini
duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi) 99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic
– ten out of ten die. 100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my
heart….. Now every piece of my heart
love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt
Thats Not fair…
