The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!
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Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!
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Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a fucking headache in the morning!
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Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
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Men like sex, just like their belts...
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
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Responses during Sex:
Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!
Whore: Come on finish it now!
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!
Wife: Ceiling needs painting!
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A good date ends with dinner,
But An awesome date ends with breakfast!
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Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses!
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Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:
Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
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If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented😛
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Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!
------------------------
Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a fucking headache in the morning!
------------------------
Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
-----------------------
Men like sex, just like their belts...
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
------------------------
Responses during Sex:
Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!
Whore: Come on finish it now!
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!
Wife: Ceiling needs painting!
------------------------
A good date ends with dinner,
But An awesome date ends with breakfast!
------------------------
Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses!
------------------------
Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:
Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
------------------------
If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented😛
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