Didn't wait for 100 Tests just finished on 90.....Didn't ask for last test in India or in his home town......Didn't announce his retirement before last test......No last emotional series with a weaker opposition on a flat track.....Din't wait for the series to end, he know that the series is lost, so he din't wait........As usual he has proved his maturity....When he decided that #ViratKholi can lead the team better he did it... A man who brought new dimension to Indian Cricket Team, you will be missed Goodbye from test cricket. #msd #Dhoni #IndianCricketteam
Three beautiful thoughts
👌 Three beautiful thoughts 👍
1. None can destroy iron, but its own rust can!
Likewise, none can destroy a person, but his own mindset can.
2. Ups and downs in life are very important to keep us going, because a straight line even in an E.C.G. means we are not alive.
3. The same Boiling Water that hardens the egg, Will Soften the Potato!
It depends upon Individual's reaction To stressful circumstances!
Beautiful saying ---
Mobile has taught us three things ....
Whatever makes you happy -- save it.....
Whatever makes others happy --
forward it.....
Whatever will make no one happy --
Delete it....
1. None can destroy iron, but its own rust can!
Likewise, none can destroy a person, but his own mindset can.
2. Ups and downs in life are very important to keep us going, because a straight line even in an E.C.G. means we are not alive.
3. The same Boiling Water that hardens the egg, Will Soften the Potato!
It depends upon Individual's reaction To stressful circumstances!
Beautiful saying ---
Mobile has taught us three things ....
Whatever makes you happy -- save it.....
Whatever makes others happy --
forward it.....
Whatever will make no one happy --
Delete it....
WhatsApp Christmas wish
🌙 🌟 *
🌟 ☁☁ 🌟
* * *
* ✨ 🌟 *
🌟 👋🎅
🚶🎄 🏠🏠 ⛪🏫🎄
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
🎁Merry Christmas💝
✨。 🌟。 ✨
。 🎄 。。
✨ 🎄🎄。 。 ✨
✨ 🎄🔴🎄 ✨。
。 🎄🔴🎀🎄 。✨
。 🎄🎀🎄🔴🎄。。
✨ 🎄🎄🎀🎄。
。。🎄🎄🔴🎄🎄。 ✨
🎄🎄🎀🎄🔴🎄
🎄🔴🎄🎄🎀🎄🎄
✨ 🎄🎀🎄🎄🔴🎄✨
🎄🎄🔴🎄🎄🎀🎄
🎄🔴🎄🎀🔴🎄🎄🎄
MERRY
✨CHRISTMAS ✨
🌟 ☁☁ 🌟
* * *
* ✨ 🌟 *
🌟 👋🎅
🚶🎄 🏠🏠 ⛪🏫🎄
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
🎁Merry Christmas💝
✨。 🌟。 ✨
。 🎄 。。
✨ 🎄🎄。 。 ✨
✨ 🎄🔴🎄 ✨。
。 🎄🔴🎀🎄 。✨
。 🎄🎀🎄🔴🎄。。
✨ 🎄🎄🎀🎄。
。。🎄🎄🔴🎄🎄。 ✨
🎄🎄🎀🎄🔴🎄
🎄🔴🎄🎄🎀🎄🎄
✨ 🎄🎀🎄🎄🔴🎄✨
🎄🎄🔴🎄🎄🎀🎄
🎄🔴🎄🎀🔴🎄🎄🎄
MERRY
✨CHRISTMAS ✨
Adult WhatsApp joke
. Condom says to whisper....,
"Every month you stop my business for one week".
Whisper replies....,
"You bastard, if you make a mistake one time, I lose my business for 9 months.
Ek dum latest ...😜😂
Women can wear all Men's items like T shirt, pant, jeans, lungies. But they can't wear 1 thing..
Guess what?
'CONDOM'. It's our monop,
Kismat ki karni, chut ki -
..
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💪Men will be Men:💪
"Every month you stop my business for one week".
Whisper replies....,
"You bastard, if you make a mistake one time, I lose my business for 9 months.
Ek dum latest ...😜😂
Women can wear all Men's items like T shirt, pant, jeans, lungies. But they can't wear 1 thing..
Guess what?
'CONDOM'. It's our monop,
Kismat ki karni, chut ki -
..
....../ / /'''''\\
/ / / ⌣ ⌣|\
\_/ .. /
_' `-. / / /''''\\
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💪Men will be Men:💪
WhatsApp name funny game
Everyone in this group, please do participate....
Lets laugh 😝 a bit by writing 📝our name In
Japanese .. language!
JAPANESE ALPHABET
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
A= ka, B=tu, C=mi, D= te, E=ku, F=lu, g= ji, H= ri, I=ki, J=zu, K= me,L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T = chi, U= do, V=ru, W=mei, X= na, Y= fu, Z= zi
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Please share your Name in Japanese ⁉😂😂
Lets laugh 😝 a bit by writing 📝our name In
Japanese .. language!
JAPANESE ALPHABET
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
A= ka, B=tu, C=mi, D= te, E=ku, F=lu, g= ji, H= ri, I=ki, J=zu, K= me,L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T = chi, U= do, V=ru, W=mei, X= na, Y= fu, Z= zi
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Please share your Name in Japanese ⁉😂😂
Similarities between Lingaa and Kaththi.
Similarities between Lingaa and Kaththi.
1. Lingaa engira Lingeshwaran, Kaththi engira Kathiresan
2. Lingaa is a thief same as Kathiresan is also a thief.
3. In Lingaa Dam, Kaththi Water but Prachanai onnudhan
4. Rajini Intro Jail, Vijay intro Jail.
5. After Rajini comes to know that Police are searching him he goes to Sholaiyur Village, After Vijay comes to know that Police are searching him he goes to Old Age Mansion.
6 Rajini plans to take that lingam and escape, Vijay plans to take money from villain for that agreement and escape to bangkok
7. Same Transformation scene after their respective flashbacks.
8. After Lingaa comes to know about Lingeshwaran he decides to leave Sholaiyur Village, After Kathiresan comes to know about Jeevanandham he too decides to leave the Mansion.
9. Climax - Both Rajini and Vijay goes to Jail. Only Difference - Lingaa moved in a comic way but Kaththi was quite serious.
1. Lingaa engira Lingeshwaran, Kaththi engira Kathiresan
2. Lingaa is a thief same as Kathiresan is also a thief.
3. In Lingaa Dam, Kaththi Water but Prachanai onnudhan
4. Rajini Intro Jail, Vijay intro Jail.
5. After Rajini comes to know that Police are searching him he goes to Sholaiyur Village, After Vijay comes to know that Police are searching him he goes to Old Age Mansion.
6 Rajini plans to take that lingam and escape, Vijay plans to take money from villain for that agreement and escape to bangkok
7. Same Transformation scene after their respective flashbacks.
8. After Lingaa comes to know about Lingeshwaran he decides to leave Sholaiyur Village, After Kathiresan comes to know about Jeevanandham he too decides to leave the Mansion.
9. Climax - Both Rajini and Vijay goes to Jail. Only Difference - Lingaa moved in a comic way but Kaththi was quite serious.
When you’re an architect …
When you’re an architect …
· you have probably heard all 1,000 songs off your iPod in just one night
· you spend hours looking at & buying arch books but never have the time to actually read them
· you can’t afford your own taste
· you hate the shelter magazines your clients love
· CAD is your co-pilot
· your closet is mostly full of black clothing
· there are no people in your travel photos
· you don’t think twice about taking notes on your lunch napkin
· instead of scissors, you use an x-acto knife to cut everything
· you turn impossibilities into possibilities
· folks want free design advice during dinner parties
· you help communities improve their quality of life
· every project has budget challenges
· you will only drive a black, gray, or silver car
· you’ve paid too much for your education, but don’t get paid enough in your job
· CD’s don’t mean money or music
· obsessive compulsive disorder is not a disorder at all… it’s your way of life
· you will go into an off-limit area to look at a construction detail
· you have carpet sample doormats and tile sample coasters
· you will die an architect, there is no retirement....its the best one....
· you go to the theater and look at the ceiling
· you can buy glossy coffee table books and claim them as a work-related tax expense
· you can live without human contact, sunlight, water or real food for days … but if you can’t print, that’s bad
· the most important date in your calendar is your next deadline
· paying rs 2000 for a paper lamp seems perfectly normal
· if someone asks “can you model that?” is not because you are attractive
· your vacations always become research.
· you stare more at the buildings than the people gathered around them
· you draw, write, sketch and plan on your diary
· you like to complain about other’s work
· you hate the font ‘times new roman’
· you see the sun rise… and set… and rise…
· the statement “It’s only 1 A.M.” seems perfectly reasonable
· you visit an art museum and take pictures of the building
· everybody at parties will tell you “I thought about being an architect but I couldn’t do the math”
· when you go to a restaurant, you look at the walls, roof, and structure before you check the menu
· you slice your finger and the first thing you think is “don’t bleed on the model”
· you know CAD, REVIT, Sketch up, 3dmax, Corel, Illustrator, and Photoshop … but struggle with Microsoft Excel.....
cheers to all Architects !
· you have probably heard all 1,000 songs off your iPod in just one night
· you spend hours looking at & buying arch books but never have the time to actually read them
· you can’t afford your own taste
· you hate the shelter magazines your clients love
· CAD is your co-pilot
· your closet is mostly full of black clothing
· there are no people in your travel photos
· you don’t think twice about taking notes on your lunch napkin
· instead of scissors, you use an x-acto knife to cut everything
· you turn impossibilities into possibilities
· folks want free design advice during dinner parties
· you help communities improve their quality of life
· every project has budget challenges
· you will only drive a black, gray, or silver car
· you’ve paid too much for your education, but don’t get paid enough in your job
· CD’s don’t mean money or music
· obsessive compulsive disorder is not a disorder at all… it’s your way of life
· you will go into an off-limit area to look at a construction detail
· you have carpet sample doormats and tile sample coasters
· you will die an architect, there is no retirement....its the best one....
· you go to the theater and look at the ceiling
· you can buy glossy coffee table books and claim them as a work-related tax expense
· you can live without human contact, sunlight, water or real food for days … but if you can’t print, that’s bad
· the most important date in your calendar is your next deadline
· paying rs 2000 for a paper lamp seems perfectly normal
· if someone asks “can you model that?” is not because you are attractive
· your vacations always become research.
· you stare more at the buildings than the people gathered around them
· you draw, write, sketch and plan on your diary
· you like to complain about other’s work
· you hate the font ‘times new roman’
· you see the sun rise… and set… and rise…
· the statement “It’s only 1 A.M.” seems perfectly reasonable
· you visit an art museum and take pictures of the building
· everybody at parties will tell you “I thought about being an architect but I couldn’t do the math”
· when you go to a restaurant, you look at the walls, roof, and structure before you check the menu
· you slice your finger and the first thing you think is “don’t bleed on the model”
· you know CAD, REVIT, Sketch up, 3dmax, Corel, Illustrator, and Photoshop … but struggle with Microsoft Excel.....
cheers to all Architects !
Whatsapp mind games
Keep focus and don't cheat do as it asks u .
[01] I want to tell u all one secret see no.5 .
[02] Answer is in no.11.
[03] Don't get angry see no.15 .
[04] silent be cool and c no.13 .
[05] Are yar see first no.2 .
[06] U r getting Angry now C No.12.
[07] advance happy new year
[08] Answer is in no.14.
[09] keep patients and see no. 4.
[10] This time gurantee no.7.
[11] I hope that u r seeing no.6.
[12] sorry yar first see no.8 .
[13] Hold u r breathe c no.10 .
[14] Hmmmm I think its no. 3.
[15] I think u have to see no.9 now.
[01] I want to tell u all one secret see no.5 .
[02] Answer is in no.11.
[03] Don't get angry see no.15 .
[04] silent be cool and c no.13 .
[05] Are yar see first no.2 .
[06] U r getting Angry now C No.12.
[07] advance happy new year
[08] Answer is in no.14.
[09] keep patients and see no. 4.
[10] This time gurantee no.7.
[11] I hope that u r seeing no.6.
[12] sorry yar first see no.8 .
[13] Hold u r breathe c no.10 .
[14] Hmmmm I think its no. 3.
[15] I think u have to see no.9 now.
Sunny Leone Health tips
Sunny leone mom :- baby, drink the milk which is in the glass...
Sunny leone :- mom I don't want milk...please understand.
Sunny leone mom :- unless you drink milk how will you grow big?
Sunny leone :- mom, didn't you grow up without drinking milk... So I'll also grow up...
Sunny leone mom :- ok baby... You don't drink milk and do whatever you feel is right...
If you are a good girl drink the milk. If you don't drink milk I will feel bad and angry on you.
Sunny leone :- okay mom.. Today I'll drink. Don't worry (gut...gut...gut).. Hence sunny drank her glass full of milk.
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Sunny leone nu peru potta podhume, message ah fulla padikka vendiyadhu...avlodhan... polapa paarunga da dai...😆😆😆
Sunny leone :- mom I don't want milk...please understand.
Sunny leone mom :- unless you drink milk how will you grow big?
Sunny leone :- mom, didn't you grow up without drinking milk... So I'll also grow up...
Sunny leone mom :- ok baby... You don't drink milk and do whatever you feel is right...
If you are a good girl drink the milk. If you don't drink milk I will feel bad and angry on you.
Sunny leone :- okay mom.. Today I'll drink. Don't worry (gut...gut...gut).. Hence sunny drank her glass full of milk.
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Sunny leone nu peru potta podhume, message ah fulla padikka vendiyadhu...avlodhan... polapa paarunga da dai...😆😆😆
Daughters are angels! WhatsApp story
On the first day of their marriage, wife and husband agreed not to open the door for ANY visitor! That same day, the husband’s parents came to see them, and knocked on the door. Husband and the wife looked at each other... the husband wanted to open the door, but since they had an agreement, he did not, so his parents left. After a while, the same day, the wife’s parents came visiting. Wife and husband looked at each other, and even though they had an agreement, the wife with tears on her eyes whispered:- "I can’t do this to my parents", and she opened the door! Husband did not say anything. Years passed and they had 2 boys. Afterwards, they had a third child which was a girl. The father planned a very big and lavish party for the new born baby girl, and he invited everyone over. Later that night, his wife asked him what was the reason for such a big celebration for this baby, while we did not do so for the brothers! The Husband simply replied:- "because she is the one who will open the door for me!" Daughters are so special... your little girl will hold your hand for only a little while... but will hold your heart for a life time. It's 'DAUGHTER'S WEEK', and if you are a daughter OR have a daughter who makes life worth living, by just being around - and you love her as much as your own breath... if you are proud of your daughter, or being a daughter, send this to other people who have daughters or who are daughters.. as I just did...... Daughters are angels!👼
WhatsApp 2015 handbook
💞Handbook 2015💞
👉HEALTH👈
🔹Drink plenty of water.☑
🔹Eat Breakfast like a king,
Lunch like a prince &
Dinner like a beggar.☑
🔹Live with the 3 E's--
Energy,
Enthusiasm &
Empathy.☑
🔹Make time to pray.☑
🔹Play more games.☑
🔹Read more books than you did
in 2014.☑
🔹Sit in silence for at least 10
minutes each day.☑
🔹Sleep for 7 hours.☑
🔹Take a 10-30 minutes walk
daily And while you walk,
Smile.☑
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
👉PERSONALITY👈
🔹Don't over do. Keep your
limits.☑
🔹Don't take urself so seriously.
No one else does.☑
🔹Don't waste your precious
energy on gossip.☑
🔹Dream more while you are
awake.☑
🔹Envy is a waste of time. You
already have all you need.☑
🔹Forget issues of the past.
Don't remind your partner with
his/her mistakes of the past.
That will ruin your present
Happiness.☑
🔹Life is too short to waste time
hating anyone. Don't hate
others.☑
🔹Make peace with your past so
it won't spoil the present.☑
🔹No one is in charge of your
happiness except you.☑
🔹Smile and laugh more.☑
🔹You don't have to win every
argument,Agree to disagree.☑
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
👉SOCIETY👈
🔹Call your family often.☑
🔹Each day give something good
to others.☑
🔹Forgive everyone for
everything.☑
🔹Spend time with people over
the age of 70 & under the age
of 6.☑
🔹Try to make at least three
people smile each day.☑
🔹What other people think of you
is none of your business.☑
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
👉LIFE👈
🔹Do the right thing!☑
🔹GOD heals everything.☑
🔹However good or bad a
situation is, it will change.☑
🔹No matter how you feel,
Get up,
Dress up and
Show up. The best is yet to
come.☑
🔹When awake in the morning
thank GOD for it.☑
🔹Your Inner most is always
happy. So, be happy. ☑
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
➰LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST➰
Please Forward
This To
Everyone
Whom You Care about
I Just Did
👉HEALTH👈
🔹Drink plenty of water.☑
🔹Eat Breakfast like a king,
Lunch like a prince &
Dinner like a beggar.☑
🔹Live with the 3 E's--
Energy,
Enthusiasm &
Empathy.☑
🔹Make time to pray.☑
🔹Play more games.☑
🔹Read more books than you did
in 2014.☑
🔹Sit in silence for at least 10
minutes each day.☑
🔹Sleep for 7 hours.☑
🔹Take a 10-30 minutes walk
daily And while you walk,
Smile.☑
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
👉PERSONALITY👈
🔹Don't over do. Keep your
limits.☑
🔹Don't take urself so seriously.
No one else does.☑
🔹Don't waste your precious
energy on gossip.☑
🔹Dream more while you are
awake.☑
🔹Envy is a waste of time. You
already have all you need.☑
🔹Forget issues of the past.
Don't remind your partner with
his/her mistakes of the past.
That will ruin your present
Happiness.☑
🔹Life is too short to waste time
hating anyone. Don't hate
others.☑
🔹Make peace with your past so
it won't spoil the present.☑
🔹No one is in charge of your
happiness except you.☑
🔹Smile and laugh more.☑
🔹You don't have to win every
argument,Agree to disagree.☑
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
👉SOCIETY👈
🔹Call your family often.☑
🔹Each day give something good
to others.☑
🔹Forgive everyone for
everything.☑
🔹Spend time with people over
the age of 70 & under the age
of 6.☑
🔹Try to make at least three
people smile each day.☑
🔹What other people think of you
is none of your business.☑
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
👉LIFE👈
🔹Do the right thing!☑
🔹GOD heals everything.☑
🔹However good or bad a
situation is, it will change.☑
🔹No matter how you feel,
Get up,
Dress up and
Show up. The best is yet to
come.☑
🔹When awake in the morning
thank GOD for it.☑
🔹Your Inner most is always
happy. So, be happy. ☑
➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰
➰LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST➰
Please Forward
This To
Everyone
Whom You Care about
I Just Did
ICC Cricket World Cup schedule 2015
ICC Cricket World Cup 2015...
Schedule :.....
14.02.2015. Sri vs NZ
14.02.2015. Eng vs Aus
15.02.2015. SA vs Zim
15.02.2015. Pak vs Ind
16.02.2015. WI vs Ire
17.02.2015. NZ vs Q3
18.02.2015. Ban vs Q2
19.02.2015. Zim vs Q4
20.02.2015. Eng vs NZ
21.02.2015. Pak vs WI
21.02.2015. Aus us Ban
22.02.2015. Sri vs Q2
22.02.2015. SA vs Ind
23.02.2015. Eng vs Q3
24.02.2015. WI vs Zim
25.02.2015. Ire vs Q4
26.02.2015. Q2 vs Q3
26.02.2015. Sri vs Ban
27.02.2015. SA vs WI
28.02.2015. Ind vs Q4
28.02.2015. Aus vs NZ
01.03.2015. Eng vs Sri
01.03.2015. Pak vs Zim
03.03.2015. SA vs Ire
04.03.2015. Pak vs Q4
04.03.2015. Aus vs Q2
05.03.2015. Ban vs Q3
06.03.2015. Ind vs WI
07.03.2015. Pak vs SA
07.03.2015. Zim vs Ire
08.03.2015. NZ vs Q2
08.03.2015. Aus vs Sri
09.03.2015. Eng vs Ban
10.03.2015. Ind vs Ire
11.03.2015. Sri vs Q3
12.03.2015. SA vs Q4
13.03.2015. Ban vs Nz
13.03.2015. Eng vs Q2
14.03.2015. Ind vs Zim
14.03.2015. Aus vs Q3
15.03.2015. WI vs Q4
15.03.2015. Pak vs Ire
18.03.2015. 1st Quarter Final:
19.03.2015. 2nd Quarter Final:
20.03.2015. 3rd Quarter Final:
21.03.2015. 4th Quartar Final:
24.03.2015. 1st Semi Final:
26.03.2015. 2nd Semi Final:
29.03.2015. BIG Final:
✈Send to all grp🎩✈
Schedule :.....
14.02.2015. Sri vs NZ
14.02.2015. Eng vs Aus
15.02.2015. SA vs Zim
15.02.2015. Pak vs Ind
16.02.2015. WI vs Ire
17.02.2015. NZ vs Q3
18.02.2015. Ban vs Q2
19.02.2015. Zim vs Q4
20.02.2015. Eng vs NZ
21.02.2015. Pak vs WI
21.02.2015. Aus us Ban
22.02.2015. Sri vs Q2
22.02.2015. SA vs Ind
23.02.2015. Eng vs Q3
24.02.2015. WI vs Zim
25.02.2015. Ire vs Q4
26.02.2015. Q2 vs Q3
26.02.2015. Sri vs Ban
27.02.2015. SA vs WI
28.02.2015. Ind vs Q4
28.02.2015. Aus vs NZ
01.03.2015. Eng vs Sri
01.03.2015. Pak vs Zim
03.03.2015. SA vs Ire
04.03.2015. Pak vs Q4
04.03.2015. Aus vs Q2
05.03.2015. Ban vs Q3
06.03.2015. Ind vs WI
07.03.2015. Pak vs SA
07.03.2015. Zim vs Ire
08.03.2015. NZ vs Q2
08.03.2015. Aus vs Sri
09.03.2015. Eng vs Ban
10.03.2015. Ind vs Ire
11.03.2015. Sri vs Q3
12.03.2015. SA vs Q4
13.03.2015. Ban vs Nz
13.03.2015. Eng vs Q2
14.03.2015. Ind vs Zim
14.03.2015. Aus vs Q3
15.03.2015. WI vs Q4
15.03.2015. Pak vs Ire
18.03.2015. 1st Quarter Final:
19.03.2015. 2nd Quarter Final:
20.03.2015. 3rd Quarter Final:
21.03.2015. 4th Quartar Final:
24.03.2015. 1st Semi Final:
26.03.2015. 2nd Semi Final:
29.03.2015. BIG Final:
✈Send to all grp🎩✈
Guess the fish WhatsApp puzzle games
1.👣🍅🍆🍈🌰
2.🅿🏃
3.no🎎🎎
4.🆙👩
5.👨🌽
6.💦🍪
7.🌽 ka💋
8.🙋 gi
9.♈ da 👣
10.d🅰👠
11.😬 ♣
guess the name of the dishes…
Know your Bank Account balance by giving a missed call
Know ur bank account balance by giving a missed call to below numbers... Don't waste your ATM transactions just to see your balance..
(your mobile number must be given in your bank account)
1. Axis bank-
09225892258
2. Andra bank-
09223011300
3. Allahabad bank-
09224150150
4. Bank of baroda-
09223011311
5. Bhartiya Mahila bank-
09212438888
6. Dhanlaxmi bank-
08067747700
7. IDBI bank-
09212993399
8. Kotak Mahindra bank-
18002740110
9. Syndicate bank-
09664552255
10. Punjab national bank-
18001802222
11. ICICI bank-
02230256767
12. HDFC bank-
18002703333
13. Bank of india-
02233598548
14. Canara bank-
09289292892
15. Central bank of india-
09222250000
16. Karnataka bank-
18004251445
17. Indian bank-
09289592895
18. State Bank of india-
Get the balance via IVR
1800112211 and 18004253800
19. union bank of india-
09223009292
20. UCO bank-
09278792787
21. Vijaya bank-
18002665555
22. Yes bank-
09840909000
Good information always shared with others...
😊😊
(your mobile number must be given in your bank account)
1. Axis bank-
09225892258
2. Andra bank-
09223011300
3. Allahabad bank-
09224150150
4. Bank of baroda-
09223011311
5. Bhartiya Mahila bank-
09212438888
6. Dhanlaxmi bank-
08067747700
7. IDBI bank-
09212993399
8. Kotak Mahindra bank-
18002740110
9. Syndicate bank-
09664552255
10. Punjab national bank-
18001802222
11. ICICI bank-
02230256767
12. HDFC bank-
18002703333
13. Bank of india-
02233598548
14. Canara bank-
09289292892
15. Central bank of india-
09222250000
16. Karnataka bank-
18004251445
17. Indian bank-
09289592895
18. State Bank of india-
Get the balance via IVR
1800112211 and 18004253800
19. union bank of india-
09223009292
20. UCO bank-
09278792787
21. Vijaya bank-
18002665555
22. Yes bank-
09840909000
Good information always shared with others...
😊😊
Miracle Drink PLEASE PASS ON TO EVERYONE!!!!
PLEASE PASS ON TO EVERYONE!!!!
Miracle Drink : Carrot, Beet Root and Apple
This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long ago.
It is worth your while to take note.
There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it.
He wants to make it public to draw the attention of people who have cancers.
This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth!
Mr. Seto had lung cancer.
He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China
. He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored,
and he is ready to take a pleasure trip.
Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try.
It is like a Miracle Drink!
It is simple.
You need one beet root,
one carrot
and one apple that combine together to make the JUICE !
Wash the above,
cut with the skin on into pieces and
put them into the juicer and
immediately you drink the juice.
You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste.
This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments:
1. Prevent cancer cells to develop.
It will restrain cancer cells to grow.
2. Prevent liver, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer as well.
3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood pressure.
4. Strengthen the immune system
5. Good for the eyesight,
eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes
6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache
7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation.
Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant.
It is God sent for acne problem.
8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection,
9. Lessen menstrual pain
10. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack.
There is absolutely no side effect.
Highly nutritious and easily absorbs!
Very effective if you need to loose weight.
You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine.
Please make sure to drink immediately from the juicer for best effect.
WHEN TO DRINK IT;
DRINK IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITH THE EMPTY STOMACH!
AFTER ONE HOUR YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST.
FOR FAST RESULTS DRINK 2 TIMES A DAY,
IN THE MORNING
AND BEFORE 5 P.M
YOU WILL NEVER REGRET!
IT DOES NOT COST YOU MUCH MONEY!
PLEASE CIRCULATE TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL........
👆 frwrded this msg as there are so many people suffering from cancer these day . Thought if this technique could help , y not?
Miracle Drink : Carrot, Beet Root and Apple
This MIRACLE DRINK has been circulating for a long time long ago.
It is worth your while to take note.
There is a celebrity Mr. Seto who swears by it.
He wants to make it public to draw the attention of people who have cancers.
This is a drink that can protect bad cells forming in your body or it will restrain its growth!
Mr. Seto had lung cancer.
He was recommended to take this drink by a famous Herbalist from China
. He has taken this drink diligently for 3 months and now his health is restored,
and he is ready to take a pleasure trip.
Thanks to this drink! It does not hurt for you to try.
It is like a Miracle Drink!
It is simple.
You need one beet root,
one carrot
and one apple that combine together to make the JUICE !
Wash the above,
cut with the skin on into pieces and
put them into the juicer and
immediately you drink the juice.
You can add some lime or lemon for more refreshing taste.
This Miracle Drink will be effective for the following ailments:
1. Prevent cancer cells to develop.
It will restrain cancer cells to grow.
2. Prevent liver, kidney, pancreas disease and it can cure ulcer as well.
3. Strengthen the lung, prevent heart attack and high blood pressure.
4. Strengthen the immune system
5. Good for the eyesight,
eliminate red and tired eyes or dry eyes
6. Help to eliminate pain from physical training, muscle ache
7. Detoxify, assist bowel movement, eliminate constipation.
Therefore it will make skin healthy & LOOK more radiant.
It is God sent for acne problem.
8. Improve bad breath due to indigestion, throat infection,
9. Lessen menstrual pain
10. Assist Hay Fever Sufferer from Hay Fever attack.
There is absolutely no side effect.
Highly nutritious and easily absorbs!
Very effective if you need to loose weight.
You will notice your immune system will be improved after 2 week routine.
Please make sure to drink immediately from the juicer for best effect.
WHEN TO DRINK IT;
DRINK IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITH THE EMPTY STOMACH!
AFTER ONE HOUR YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST.
FOR FAST RESULTS DRINK 2 TIMES A DAY,
IN THE MORNING
AND BEFORE 5 P.M
YOU WILL NEVER REGRET!
IT DOES NOT COST YOU MUCH MONEY!
PLEASE CIRCULATE TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL........
👆 frwrded this msg as there are so many people suffering from cancer these day . Thought if this technique could help , y not?
WhatsApp story
🙇 A very rich man took his son to a village to show what poverty is all about :
After the trip, he asked his son about poverty...
The son replied :
We have 1 dog 🐒........... ...... They had 4....🐒🐒🐒🐒
We have a small pool....🚿....They have a long river...🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊
We've lamps.....💡 they've stars...🎇🎆
We've small piece of land.......🏠They've large fields......⛺⛺⛺⛺
We buy food.....🍟🍚🍜 They grow theirs & eat fresh.......🎑🎃🍆🍠🍍🍐🌽🍌
We have to play with computers.... They have real friends to play.....👫🚶🚶🚶.....
We have money which is supposed to make us happy..... They have happiness hence they do not need money..😄😃😀 ......💸💶
Their fathers have time for their childrens.....👪 & Our fathers don't have.......⏰
The boy's dad was speechless.....🙊
Then boy said ''Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are
Awesome..........👍 👌 💯 ✅
After the trip, he asked his son about poverty...
The son replied :
We have 1 dog 🐒........... ...... They had 4....🐒🐒🐒🐒
We have a small pool....🚿....They have a long river...🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊
We've lamps.....💡 they've stars...🎇🎆
We've small piece of land.......🏠They've large fields......⛺⛺⛺⛺
We buy food.....🍟🍚🍜 They grow theirs & eat fresh.......🎑🎃🍆🍠🍍🍐🌽🍌
We have to play with computers.... They have real friends to play.....👫🚶🚶🚶.....
We have money which is supposed to make us happy..... They have happiness hence they do not need money..😄😃😀 ......💸💶
Their fathers have time for their childrens.....👪 & Our fathers don't have.......⏰
The boy's dad was speechless.....🙊
Then boy said ''Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are
Awesome..........👍 👌 💯 ✅
WhatsApp creativity
A frndsip story:
1st friend: See I bought a new Cell phone
2nd friend: Wow, come-on you have to give a party and then I will give you a gift
In the evening they went to a hotel
(after dinner)
2nd friend: How did you arrange for money for the party ??
1st friend: I sold my Cell phone.......
How can I be happy without you being happy ?.....
2nd friend: You idiot, I knew you would do something like this...
That's why I bought back the phone which you sold. Here is your gift..!
"It is not friends in Life ...
Life is friendship......
Which is true friendship:-*
🌂 NICE Rules Of
F. R. I. E. N. D. S. H. I. P
NEVER ASK
For A Hug
Just Take It
NEVER ASK
"Do U miss me?"
Say "I Miss U"
NEVER ASK
"Can U Help Me?"
Say "Do This For Me"
NEVER SAY
I Can't Live Without U
Say I Live 4 U
LAST But Not The LEAST
NEVER SAY
Thankyou, Sorry, Please,
Instead Say Anytime 4 U
D E D I C A T E D
To All My Lovely Friends
😄😊😘💛😁forward to your 15 best friends including me too, if I am. If you get 10 returns then you have true and loving friends in your life 😊
Whatsapp creativity. . . .
☁☁☀ ☁ ☁
☁ ✈ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁
🏬🏨🏫🏢🏤🏥🏦🏪
🌲 / l🚍 \🌳👭
🌲/ 🚘 l 🏃 \🌳
🌲/ l 🚔 \🌳👫
🌲/ 🚖 l \🌳
1st friend: See I bought a new Cell phone
2nd friend: Wow, come-on you have to give a party and then I will give you a gift
In the evening they went to a hotel
(after dinner)
2nd friend: How did you arrange for money for the party ??
1st friend: I sold my Cell phone.......
How can I be happy without you being happy ?.....
2nd friend: You idiot, I knew you would do something like this...
That's why I bought back the phone which you sold. Here is your gift..!
"It is not friends in Life ...
Life is friendship......
Which is true friendship:-*
🌂 NICE Rules Of
F. R. I. E. N. D. S. H. I. P
NEVER ASK
For A Hug
Just Take It
NEVER ASK
"Do U miss me?"
Say "I Miss U"
NEVER ASK
"Can U Help Me?"
Say "Do This For Me"
NEVER SAY
I Can't Live Without U
Say I Live 4 U
LAST But Not The LEAST
NEVER SAY
Thankyou, Sorry, Please,
Instead Say Anytime 4 U
D E D I C A T E D
To All My Lovely Friends
😄😊😘💛😁forward to your 15 best friends including me too, if I am. If you get 10 returns then you have true and loving friends in your life 😊
Whatsapp creativity. . . .
☁☁☀ ☁ ☁
☁ ✈ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁
🏬🏨🏫🏢🏤🏥🏦🏪
🌲 / l🚍 \🌳👭
🌲/ 🚘 l 🏃 \🌳
🌲/ l 🚔 \🌳👫
🌲/ 🚖 l \🌳
check your eyes online with whatsapp
Check you eyes.
Press/touch the different color
http://106.186.25.143/kuku-kube/en-3
31 pilot level
21-30 normal
15-20 weak eyes
11-15 may God help you
Let us know the result...
Nice test 🏃🏃
Press/touch the different color
http://106.186.25.143/kuku-kube/en-3
31 pilot level
21-30 normal
15-20 weak eyes
11-15 may God help you
Let us know the result...
Nice test 🏃🏃
Pasanga na ipdi tha..🚶✨ whats group massage
✨👉Pasanga na ipdi tha..🚶✨
🌙Night fulla fb use panitu..
Class🏢la than paduthu thoonguvom..🙇
👨Sir class eadukum pothu...Class ah 👎 kavanikama
Kila kuninju👩ava reply📩panirukaalaanu cella📲than papom..👀
📋Test ku ready ah nu ketta..?
Enathu test ah nu than ketpom... 😏
🚮Ore thotti la potta kuppa maari onnathan👬 sutthuvom..😀
💪kai la👟kaal la vilunthu than pass aavom😜🙏.. 🎩. 😊
👨sir kita rowdy👊maari than peasuvom..🔫💂
👬frndu kitta👰figure ah pathi tha
peasvom.. 😉
👔Id card pocket la than irukum... 😂
🔳Id carda vatchu than paper la📈
kodu poduvom..📝
👳Appa solratha ketkave matom..😏
👩Amma
kadaiku 🚲 poitu vara sonna meethi💰childraya kodukave maatom.. 🙌
🏫xam hall la
korangu 🐒vittha
kaati than munadi irukura paiyana👱 thirumba👀vaipom..
😕Theriyatha
question ah
sirichukitethan😄 ealuthuvom.. 📝
🚶Junior kita than assingmnt 📃📄ealutha kodupom.. 😶😇 nama dept la ithu chance illa🙈
📋exam ku
munadi 💭naal night than padipom.. 📚
👸figure irukura street🏠🏠🏠 la than meeting👬👬poduvom..
➕Request koduthu acept panalana?
Avalaaa______
<un mind voice ah nan catch paniten >
😘Namakku
1000 💃figure madiyum machi nu soli adikadi manasa thethikuvm.. 😂
Two pen ✏✒✒irukanu ketpom..
Iruku intha nu ✒kodupan
Apram Antha pen ah maranthadanum.. 😶
Shirt button podra palakkame kidayathu,tuck in panama staffs a thittu vanguvom 👔 last but not least college la sapdura visayathula girls maathiri vetti scene maathiri podave matom tiffin box la irukura oru eggku world wàr 3 ye nadakkum 👊👊👊✊
Ellam correct ah irukka... 😀
Ada pasanganalae gethu thanapa. . .
Fwd: boys
🌙Night fulla fb use panitu..
Class🏢la than paduthu thoonguvom..🙇
👨Sir class eadukum pothu...Class ah 👎 kavanikama
Kila kuninju👩ava reply📩panirukaalaanu cella📲than papom..👀
📋Test ku ready ah nu ketta..?
Enathu test ah nu than ketpom... 😏
🚮Ore thotti la potta kuppa maari onnathan👬 sutthuvom..😀
💪kai la👟kaal la vilunthu than pass aavom😜🙏.. 🎩. 😊
👨sir kita rowdy👊maari than peasuvom..🔫💂
👬frndu kitta👰figure ah pathi tha
peasvom.. 😉
👔Id card pocket la than irukum... 😂
🔳Id carda vatchu than paper la📈
kodu poduvom..📝
👳Appa solratha ketkave matom..😏
👩Amma
kadaiku 🚲 poitu vara sonna meethi💰childraya kodukave maatom.. 🙌
🏫xam hall la
korangu 🐒vittha
kaati than munadi irukura paiyana👱 thirumba👀vaipom..
😕Theriyatha
question ah
sirichukitethan😄 ealuthuvom.. 📝
🚶Junior kita than assingmnt 📃📄ealutha kodupom.. 😶😇 nama dept la ithu chance illa🙈
📋exam ku
munadi 💭naal night than padipom.. 📚
👸figure irukura street🏠🏠🏠 la than meeting👬👬poduvom..
➕Request koduthu acept panalana?
Avalaaa______
<un mind voice ah nan catch paniten >
😘Namakku
1000 💃figure madiyum machi nu soli adikadi manasa thethikuvm.. 😂
Two pen ✏✒✒irukanu ketpom..
Iruku intha nu ✒kodupan
Apram Antha pen ah maranthadanum.. 😶
Shirt button podra palakkame kidayathu,tuck in panama staffs a thittu vanguvom 👔 last but not least college la sapdura visayathula girls maathiri vetti scene maathiri podave matom tiffin box la irukura oru eggku world wàr 3 ye nadakkum 👊👊👊✊
Ellam correct ah irukka... 😀
Ada pasanganalae gethu thanapa. . .
Fwd: boys
WhatsApp psycho analysis game
Psycho analysis:
what u draw when have pencil in ur hand?
1-Circles
2-Name
3-Criss cross lines
4-Geometrical shape
5-Signature
6-Flower
7-eye or lips
8-Digits
9-Scene
Do Reply...Results are amazing...will share later
Answers...
1. Circle = U r much in tension, a lot of thought clogging ur mind.
2. Name = U like being in love..
3. Criss cross lines= A heavy feeling of loneliness is assailing u
4. Geometrical shapes= u luv travelling/tours, happy globe-trotting.
5. Signature =U like to be the centre of attention, u want fame and fortune.
6. Flower=U luv kids, have a heart of one.
7. Eyes or lips= U luv beauty around u, aesthetic in nature.
8. Digits=U r born intelligent. A genius.
9. Scenes= U have food on ur mind, a complete foodie.
what u draw when have pencil in ur hand?
1-Circles
2-Name
3-Criss cross lines
4-Geometrical shape
5-Signature
6-Flower
7-eye or lips
8-Digits
9-Scene
Do Reply...Results are amazing...will share later
Answers...
1. Circle = U r much in tension, a lot of thought clogging ur mind.
2. Name = U like being in love..
3. Criss cross lines= A heavy feeling of loneliness is assailing u
4. Geometrical shapes= u luv travelling/tours, happy globe-trotting.
5. Signature =U like to be the centre of attention, u want fame and fortune.
6. Flower=U luv kids, have a heart of one.
7. Eyes or lips= U luv beauty around u, aesthetic in nature.
8. Digits=U r born intelligent. A genius.
9. Scenes= U have food on ur mind, a complete foodie.
100 best whatsapp status
1.Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.
2.I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
3.If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
4.Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
5.The road to success is always under construction.
6.Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
7.Born to express not to impress.
8.Silent people have the loudest minds.
9.Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
10.You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
11.Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
12.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
13.War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
14.When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
15.If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
16.I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
17.Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
18.You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
19.You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
20.When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
21.I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
22.If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
23.Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
24.The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
25.Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
26.Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
27.Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
28.Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
29.I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
30.If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
31.When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
32.I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
33.I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
34.I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
35.If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
36.When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
37.If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
38.I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
39.I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
40.Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
41.I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
42.Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
43.I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
44.Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
45.Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
46.I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
47.Nothing is over until you stop trying.
48.Person you love is 72.8% water.
49.I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
50.People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
51.80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
52.When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
53.she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
54.I drink to make other people interesting.
55.If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
56.Save water drink beer.
57.Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
58.Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
59.Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
60.His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
61.Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
62.Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
63.The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
64.If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
65.Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
66.Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
67.Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
68.I love my job only when I'm on vacation
69.Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
70.Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
71.The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
72.Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
73.My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
74.FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
75.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
76.In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
77.I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
78.That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
79.If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
80.How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
81.Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
82.When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
83.Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
84.Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
85.There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
86.When there's a will, I want to be in it.
87.Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
88.I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
89.I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
90.When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
91.Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
92.I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
93.My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
94.Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
95.Hey there whatsapp is using me.
96.I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
97.You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
98.Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
99.“Success” all depends on the second letter.
100.Life is Short – Chat Fast!
So here comes the end of article on "100 Best Whatsapp Status", I hope you found the article interesting. If you have any other best Whatsapp status in mind, then don't forget to comment it in comment section below.
2.I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
3.If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
4.Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
5.The road to success is always under construction.
6.Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
7.Born to express not to impress.
8.Silent people have the loudest minds.
9.Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
10.You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
11.Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
12.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
13.War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
14.When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
15.If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
16.I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
17.Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
18.You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
19.You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
20.When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
21.I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
22.If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
23.Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
24.The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
25.Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
26.Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
27.Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
28.Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
29.I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
30.If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
31.When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
32.I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
33.I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
34.I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
35.If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
36.When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
37.If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
38.I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
39.I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
40.Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
41.I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
42.Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
43.I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
44.Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
45.Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
46.I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
47.Nothing is over until you stop trying.
48.Person you love is 72.8% water.
49.I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
50.People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
51.80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
52.When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
53.she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
54.I drink to make other people interesting.
55.If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
56.Save water drink beer.
57.Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
58.Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
59.Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
60.His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
61.Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
62.Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
63.The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
64.If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
65.Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
66.Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
67.Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
68.I love my job only when I'm on vacation
69.Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
70.Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
71.The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
72.Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
73.My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
74.FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
75.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
76.In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
77.I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
78.That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
79.If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
80.How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
81.Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
82.When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
83.Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
84.Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
85.There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
86.When there's a will, I want to be in it.
87.Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
88.I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
89.I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
90.When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
91.Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
92.I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
93.My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
94.Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
95.Hey there whatsapp is using me.
96.I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
97.You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
98.Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
99.“Success” all depends on the second letter.
100.Life is Short – Chat Fast!
So here comes the end of article on "100 Best Whatsapp Status", I hope you found the article interesting. If you have any other best Whatsapp status in mind, then don't forget to comment it in comment section below.
mosquito whatsapp joke
🐭Wife: Wht r u doing?
🐹Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
🐭Wife: How many did u kill?
🐹Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
🐭Wife: How do u know their genders?
🐹Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer🍺
😂😜
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜........
😆KEEP SMILING😆😆😆😆
🐹Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
🐭Wife: How many did u kill?
🐹Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
🐭Wife: How do u know their genders?
🐹Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer🍺
😂😜
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜........
😆KEEP SMILING😆😆😆😆
WhatsApp status of Tamil film stars
WhatsApp status of Tamil film stars
1) SIVA KARTHIKEYAN
"keep your parents happy.....
life will be happiest..."
2) ANDREA JEREMIAH
" open to interpretation "
3) NEETU CHANDRA
" thinking.... Finally .... You were ...
4) NANDHA
" proud to be a farmer "
5) CHAKRI TOLETI
" right brain vs left brain "
4) JIIVA
" out of what's up"
5) BHARATH
" bhuladena mujhe.., yeh alwida tujhe "
6) ARUN VIJAY
" DEAL with life "
7) VISHAKHA SINGH
" confortably numb "
8) DURAI SENTHILKUMAR
" dream ur film, film ur dream"
9) SEENU RAMASAMY
" learning and listening "
10) JAI
" inception "
11) VIGNESH SHIVAN
" life is simple, people are complicated "
12) SAMANTHA RUTH PRABHU
" one true love "
13) GAUTHAM VASUDEV MENON
" learnt to be a filmmaker,
now trying to stay human"
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1) SIVA KARTHIKEYAN
"keep your parents happy.....
life will be happiest..."
2) ANDREA JEREMIAH
" open to interpretation "
3) NEETU CHANDRA
" thinking.... Finally .... You were ...
4) NANDHA
" proud to be a farmer "
5) CHAKRI TOLETI
" right brain vs left brain "
4) JIIVA
" out of what's up"
5) BHARATH
" bhuladena mujhe.., yeh alwida tujhe "
6) ARUN VIJAY
" DEAL with life "
7) VISHAKHA SINGH
" confortably numb "
8) DURAI SENTHILKUMAR
" dream ur film, film ur dream"
9) SEENU RAMASAMY
" learning and listening "
10) JAI
" inception "
11) VIGNESH SHIVAN
" life is simple, people are complicated "
12) SAMANTHA RUTH PRABHU
" one true love "
13) GAUTHAM VASUDEV MENON
" learnt to be a filmmaker,
now trying to stay human"
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whatsapp facts position matters
Facts!!! 📖
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🍂Airports have seen more Affectionate Kisses
than Wedding Halls..
🍂The Walls of Hospitals have heard more Sincere Prayers
than the Walls of Temples,
Masjid and churches..
🍂Good Days or Bad Days Depend on ur Thinking. What u Call "Suffocation" in Local Train Becomes an
"Atmosphere" in Disco.
🍂Pizza....always confuses us ... it comes in a square box ... when you open it ... it's round ... when you start eating it ... it's triangle !
Life & People are also like Pizza ... Look different .. Appear different .. & .. Behave absolutely different 😄
Fact of life:
6 Apple : Rs. 80
Apple 6 : Rs. 80,000
POSITION matters..!!!😜😜😜
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🍂Airports have seen more Affectionate Kisses
than Wedding Halls..
🍂The Walls of Hospitals have heard more Sincere Prayers
than the Walls of Temples,
Masjid and churches..
🍂Good Days or Bad Days Depend on ur Thinking. What u Call "Suffocation" in Local Train Becomes an
"Atmosphere" in Disco.
🍂Pizza....always confuses us ... it comes in a square box ... when you open it ... it's round ... when you start eating it ... it's triangle !
Life & People are also like Pizza ... Look different .. Appear different .. & .. Behave absolutely different 😄
Fact of life:
6 Apple : Rs. 80
Apple 6 : Rs. 80,000
POSITION matters..!!!😜😜😜
We have Brains....
Really Good One plz Read......👌👌👌👌👌
It was a Sports Stadium...
8 boys were standing on a track for racing.
Ready !
Steady !
Bang !
With sound of Pistol all boys started running.
Hardly they had covered 10 to 15 steps,
1 boy slipped & fell.
Due to pain he started crying.
When other 7 Boys heard him
all STOPPED running..
STOOD for a while,
turned BACK & RAN
towards him.
All 7 Boys LIFTED the Boy,
pacified him,
joined hands togather,
walked together &
reached WINNING Post.
Officials were shocked.
Many Eyes were
filled with tears.
It happened 2 years back at Pune.
Racing was conducted by
National Institute of
Mental Health...
All participants were
Mentally RETARDED.
What did they teach ?
Teamwork,
Humanity,
Sportsman spirit,
Love,
Care,
&
Equality..
We Surely can NEVER Do this,
because...
We have Brains....
We have Ego...
We have Attitude...
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
One of best message..
It was a Sports Stadium...
8 boys were standing on a track for racing.
Ready !
Steady !
Bang !
With sound of Pistol all boys started running.
Hardly they had covered 10 to 15 steps,
1 boy slipped & fell.
Due to pain he started crying.
When other 7 Boys heard him
all STOPPED running..
STOOD for a while,
turned BACK & RAN
towards him.
All 7 Boys LIFTED the Boy,
pacified him,
joined hands togather,
walked together &
reached WINNING Post.
Officials were shocked.
Many Eyes were
filled with tears.
It happened 2 years back at Pune.
Racing was conducted by
National Institute of
Mental Health...
All participants were
Mentally RETARDED.
What did they teach ?
Teamwork,
Humanity,
Sportsman spirit,
Love,
Care,
&
Equality..
We Surely can NEVER Do this,
because...
We have Brains....
We have Ego...
We have Attitude...
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
One of best message..
Six Best natural Doctors in the world whatsapp health tip
Six Best Doctors 👷in the World-
1.Sunlight☀
2.Rest😴
3.Exercise🚵 🏊
4.Diet🍵🍌🍊🍇
5.Self Confidence😇
&
6.Friends💑👫
Maintain them in all stages of ⚡Life and enjoy🎊 healthy 👍life
If you see the 🌚moon ..... You see the beauty🌠 of God⛄ .....
If you see the Sun🌞 ..... You see the power🌋 of God ..... And ....
If you see the Mirror🌁. You see the best Creation🌀 of GOD .
So Believe in 👻YOURSELF. We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who has already fixed all our Routes ✈Reservations & Destinations🔰
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...
Our aim in life should be
🔹9⃣-glass drinking water.
🔹8⃣-hrs sound sleep.
🔹7⃣-wonders tour with family.
🔹6⃣-six digit income.
🔹5⃣-days work a week
🔹4⃣-wheeler.
🔹3⃣-bedroom flat
🔹2⃣-cute children.
🔹1⃣-sweetheart.
🔹0⃣-tension!
⚡Send to all people😃 who are important💫 to you...
😁😀👍💑😁
1.Sunlight☀
2.Rest😴
3.Exercise🚵 🏊
4.Diet🍵🍌🍊🍇
5.Self Confidence😇
&
6.Friends💑👫
Maintain them in all stages of ⚡Life and enjoy🎊 healthy 👍life
If you see the 🌚moon ..... You see the beauty🌠 of God⛄ .....
If you see the Sun🌞 ..... You see the power🌋 of God ..... And ....
If you see the Mirror🌁. You see the best Creation🌀 of GOD .
So Believe in 👻YOURSELF. We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who has already fixed all our Routes ✈Reservations & Destinations🔰
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...
Our aim in life should be
🔹9⃣-glass drinking water.
🔹8⃣-hrs sound sleep.
🔹7⃣-wonders tour with family.
🔹6⃣-six digit income.
🔹5⃣-days work a week
🔹4⃣-wheeler.
🔹3⃣-bedroom flat
🔹2⃣-cute children.
🔹1⃣-sweetheart.
🔹0⃣-tension!
⚡Send to all people😃 who are important💫 to you...
😁😀👍💑😁
love you day whatsapp message
Must read.....
We make many
friends,💃🏃
Some become Dearest,💑
Some become Special,👫
Some We Fall in Love with,💏
Some go Abroad,✈
Some change their cities,🏯
Some Leave us 🚶
We Leave some,💃
Some are in contact,☎
Some are not in contact👎
N Some don't contact❌
because of their ego,💁
We don't contact some ❌
because of our ego,🙇
Wherever they are busy
However they are,😭😃
We still remember,✨✨
Love,❤💚💗💜💙
Miss, 😭💝
N Care 👼🙏😔
about them because of the part they played, 👯💏👫 in our life
Send this to all ur friends
no matter how often you talk or how close you are✊👊👌✌
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them 💘💘💓💗
& tell new friends you will never forget
❕Cheers To friendship❕🍻
Without Friends -- days are
"Sad day,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,shatterday...
so be in touch everyday...
wats life witout frnds 😎😘
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So many straws in 1 pepsi
So mch fight 4 1 chocolate
So mny hands in 1 chips packet
So mny frnds in 1 bench
So much laughter 4 1 stupid joke
So mny phone cals in 1 bday n8
So mny hugs 4 1 little wry
So mny tears 4 1 little fight
So mny absentees 4 1 smal test
"Lying on a friend's shoulder 4 a smple prblm..!!
FRIENDS" r d bst part of our smal life..
Snd dis msg to al ur gd frnz whm u nvr wan lose..¤.
i did it...:-)
LUV U Stupid.....!!!!Whosoever stop this sms wil b unhappy for 1yr.Tell ur 10 BEST FRENDS dat u luv them(evn me)Sry cant stop cozLove u yaar....:-)😘❤
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Today is 'love you day' send to everyone you love whether its real love or friend love, brother love, sister love, daughter love, son love, father love and mother love. You are lovable if you get FIVE back
We make many
friends,💃🏃
Some become Dearest,💑
Some become Special,👫
Some We Fall in Love with,💏
Some go Abroad,✈
Some change their cities,🏯
Some Leave us 🚶
We Leave some,💃
Some are in contact,☎
Some are not in contact👎
N Some don't contact❌
because of their ego,💁
We don't contact some ❌
because of our ego,🙇
Wherever they are busy
However they are,😭😃
We still remember,✨✨
Love,❤💚💗💜💙
Miss, 😭💝
N Care 👼🙏😔
about them because of the part they played, 👯💏👫 in our life
Send this to all ur friends
no matter how often you talk or how close you are✊👊👌✌
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them 💘💘💓💗
& tell new friends you will never forget
❕Cheers To friendship❕🍻
Without Friends -- days are
"Sad day,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,shatterday...
so be in touch everyday...
wats life witout frnds 😎😘
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So many straws in 1 pepsi
So mch fight 4 1 chocolate
So mny hands in 1 chips packet
So mny frnds in 1 bench
So much laughter 4 1 stupid joke
So mny phone cals in 1 bday n8
So mny hugs 4 1 little wry
So mny tears 4 1 little fight
So mny absentees 4 1 smal test
"Lying on a friend's shoulder 4 a smple prblm..!!
FRIENDS" r d bst part of our smal life..
Snd dis msg to al ur gd frnz whm u nvr wan lose..¤.
i did it...:-)
LUV U Stupid.....!!!!Whosoever stop this sms wil b unhappy for 1yr.Tell ur 10 BEST FRENDS dat u luv them(evn me)Sry cant stop cozLove u yaar....:-)😘❤
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Today is 'love you day' send to everyone you love whether its real love or friend love, brother love, sister love, daughter love, son love, father love and mother love. You are lovable if you get FIVE back
A housewife died due to burns sustained in the kitchen, whatsapp news
Do you use Gas for cooking?
Please read this and take note. Let this not happen to you.. This could be a common mistake in any household.
This shocking accident
happened on 13th Feb 2014. A housewife died due to burns sustained in the
kitchen. Her husband too was
hospitalized for injuries due to burns while trying to
rescue his wife.
How it happened:
The gas stove was on and cooking in progress.
The lady observed some cockroaches near
the sink and grabbed a
can of insect killer and sprayed it near the gas stove, which was on.
There was an explosion and in no time the poor woman was covered in flames, sustaining 65% burns.
Her husband rushed in, tried to put out the flames and his clothes too caught fire.
The husband is still in hospital, in the burns ward,
still unaware that his wife was declared dead on
arrival.
Let us understand: - All insect killer sprays such as
"Hit", "Mortein" etc. have highly volatile and inflammable solvents.
The atomized nano spray particles spread very rapidly and one spark is enough to ignite this explosive mixture with oxygen present in air.
Please educate your family & Friends about this and spread the word around....
Don't Keep this msg. in your inbox.
Please share...
who knows you may save more than a life...
I just did my part.!
As received
Please read this and take note. Let this not happen to you.. This could be a common mistake in any household.
This shocking accident
happened on 13th Feb 2014. A housewife died due to burns sustained in the
kitchen. Her husband too was
hospitalized for injuries due to burns while trying to
rescue his wife.
How it happened:
The gas stove was on and cooking in progress.
The lady observed some cockroaches near
the sink and grabbed a
can of insect killer and sprayed it near the gas stove, which was on.
There was an explosion and in no time the poor woman was covered in flames, sustaining 65% burns.
Her husband rushed in, tried to put out the flames and his clothes too caught fire.
The husband is still in hospital, in the burns ward,
still unaware that his wife was declared dead on
arrival.
Let us understand: - All insect killer sprays such as
"Hit", "Mortein" etc. have highly volatile and inflammable solvents.
The atomized nano spray particles spread very rapidly and one spark is enough to ignite this explosive mixture with oxygen present in air.
Please educate your family & Friends about this and spread the word around....
Don't Keep this msg. in your inbox.
Please share...
who knows you may save more than a life...
I just did my part.!
As received
guess the name of the dish whatsapp guiz
1.👣🍅🍆🍈🌰
2.🅿🏃
3.no🎎🎎
4.🆙👩
5.👨🌽
6.💦🍪
7.🌽 ka💋
8.🙋 gi
9.♈ da 👣
10.d🅰👠
11.😬 ♣
guess the name of the dishes…
write the answer in the comment section
2.🅿🏃
3.no🎎🎎
4.🆙👩
5.👨🌽
6.💦🍪
7.🌽 ka💋
8.🙋 gi
9.♈ da 👣
10.d🅰👠
11.😬 ♣
guess the name of the dishes…
write the answer in the comment section
Don't overreact in every situation joke
Must Read and Share to Everyone
In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..
Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!
In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..
Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!
whatsapp cool quotes status
Dronacharya:
The Mentor. The employee who doesn't like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.
Bhishma:
The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of knowing his incompetence (because of some strange oath maybe)
Dhritarashtra:
The blind boss. He knows that everything is wrong with his project but will still let it function, without making any changes to the current processes.
Gandhari:
The Yesmen/Women. Boss's immediate juniors who know that they are a part of an evil plan but will stay blindfolded and pretend as if nothing is happening.
Yuddhisthira:
The ethical guy. Poor chap would never fudge timesheets and call in sick only when he is dying.
Bheema:
The angry resource. Always ready to pick up a fight with his peers, subordinates or even the bosses.
Arjuna:
The cool dude. The star performer who also knows how to sell his skills. A natural charmer, very famous among the ladies.
Nakul & Sahdev:
The good average resource. No one notices them. They keep doing their work and get average appraisals.
Duryodhana:
The Bully. Knows how to get work done, by hook or by crook. Doesn't mind threatening the likes of Nakul and Sahdev to get his work done.
Karna:
The unsung hero. The best performer in the office but never claims credit for his work. Stays an unsung hero for all his life. Girls take him for a snobbish nerd.
Shakuni:
The evil plotter. Copies management in every mail. Escalates every trivial issue, sometimes to take credits and sometimes purely for fun.
Dhristadyumna:
The One inning wonder. The one who performs an extraordinary feat, and then basks in the glory of it for the rest of his life.
Draupadi:
The shared resource. Keeps hopping projects on boss's advice.
Krishna:
The Ultimate Boss (MD/CEO) who knows that it is his game while he makes everyone believe that they are playing important roles too.
Who says history never repeats itself?
It does, everyday ..... .
in the office.
😆😆😆📝📑📊☎💺💺
The Mentor. The employee who doesn't like working himself but is always ready to guide and train new joiners.
Bhishma:
The Loyal. The employee in a relatively senior position who happily assists the boss in spite of knowing his incompetence (because of some strange oath maybe)
Dhritarashtra:
The blind boss. He knows that everything is wrong with his project but will still let it function, without making any changes to the current processes.
Gandhari:
The Yesmen/Women. Boss's immediate juniors who know that they are a part of an evil plan but will stay blindfolded and pretend as if nothing is happening.
Yuddhisthira:
The ethical guy. Poor chap would never fudge timesheets and call in sick only when he is dying.
Bheema:
The angry resource. Always ready to pick up a fight with his peers, subordinates or even the bosses.
Arjuna:
The cool dude. The star performer who also knows how to sell his skills. A natural charmer, very famous among the ladies.
Nakul & Sahdev:
The good average resource. No one notices them. They keep doing their work and get average appraisals.
Duryodhana:
The Bully. Knows how to get work done, by hook or by crook. Doesn't mind threatening the likes of Nakul and Sahdev to get his work done.
Karna:
The unsung hero. The best performer in the office but never claims credit for his work. Stays an unsung hero for all his life. Girls take him for a snobbish nerd.
Shakuni:
The evil plotter. Copies management in every mail. Escalates every trivial issue, sometimes to take credits and sometimes purely for fun.
Dhristadyumna:
The One inning wonder. The one who performs an extraordinary feat, and then basks in the glory of it for the rest of his life.
Draupadi:
The shared resource. Keeps hopping projects on boss's advice.
Krishna:
The Ultimate Boss (MD/CEO) who knows that it is his game while he makes everyone believe that they are playing important roles too.
Who says history never repeats itself?
It does, everyday ..... .
in the office.
😆😆😆📝📑📊☎💺💺
IAS question
IAS question
Test ur brilliance...
One murder happens in a village n police inspector askd two constbles to reach the spot n take the FIR..
As it was night n too far frm the station, two consbls didn't go there n made a fake FIR..after reading the report the inspector said that u both r suspended for making a fake report with out reachng the spot...
Question is...How the inspector find that its fake n they didn't reach there?
The FIR is written as....
When we reach the spot, the door was open and one man aged about 40 -45 was found died in a chair, one bulb is blown in the room,fan is also switchd on,one table is there infront of the dead body, and the table contains:one opend bottle of poisen ,one half filled drinkng watr bottle,one pen , one news paper was opend as pages 9-10,
One table top calendar opend as date of june 20,one 5 rupee coin,one notebook,one bed was also there in the room.
Seems that the person did suicide.
Can anybody give the right answer ???
Test ur brilliance...
One murder happens in a village n police inspector askd two constbles to reach the spot n take the FIR..
As it was night n too far frm the station, two consbls didn't go there n made a fake FIR..after reading the report the inspector said that u both r suspended for making a fake report with out reachng the spot...
Question is...How the inspector find that its fake n they didn't reach there?
The FIR is written as....
When we reach the spot, the door was open and one man aged about 40 -45 was found died in a chair, one bulb is blown in the room,fan is also switchd on,one table is there infront of the dead body, and the table contains:one opend bottle of poisen ,one half filled drinkng watr bottle,one pen , one news paper was opend as pages 9-10,
One table top calendar opend as date of june 20,one 5 rupee coin,one notebook,one bed was also there in the room.
Seems that the person did suicide.
Can anybody give the right answer ???
whatsapp funny question
Flashback💭💭 send 1 memory abt me☝ The first one that pops into ur mind when you remember me. Send dis to ur frnds, see how many memories u receive.. First send me mine😋
Try to answer this riddle whatsapp challenge
Try to answer this riddle:
A suicide was reported at a 18 floor building, when seeing the position of that dead body it was very clear that it was a suicide and not a murder, and the police department contacted a detective specialist to investigate the case. The detective went to the eighth floor of the building where the suicide was reported. He opened the window, tossed a coin into the window and it fell to the bottom of the building, then he went to the seventh floor and did the same, then he repeated this till the first floor and concluded that it was a well planned murder and not a suicide. How did he find that? 😧
A suicide was reported at a 18 floor building, when seeing the position of that dead body it was very clear that it was a suicide and not a murder, and the police department contacted a detective specialist to investigate the case. The detective went to the eighth floor of the building where the suicide was reported. He opened the window, tossed a coin into the window and it fell to the bottom of the building, then he went to the seventh floor and did the same, then he repeated this till the first floor and concluded that it was a well planned murder and not a suicide. How did he find that? 😧
Why worry, stay happy with what ever you have
Old man has 8 hair on his head.
He went to Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked:
shall i cut or count ?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling
If you feel STRESSED,
Give yourself A Break.
Enjoy Some..
Icecream
Choclates
Candy
Cake
Why?
B'Coz
STRESSED ka Ulta Spelling
DESSERTS hota hai..
Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life
Very ....beautiful lines pls store. 👌🙏👍
The 26 letters of the English alphabet are so intelligently arranged...they show you the way of life....
"A"lways "B"e "C"ool. "D"on't have "E"go with "F"riends n Family. "G"iveup "H"urting "I"ndividuals."J"ust "K"eep "L"oving "M"ankind. "N"ever "O"mit "P"rayers. "Q"uietly "R"emember God. "S"peak "T"ruth. "U"se "V"alid "W"ords. "X"press "Y"our "Z"eal.
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He went to Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked:
shall i cut or count ?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling
If you feel STRESSED,
Give yourself A Break.
Enjoy Some..
Icecream
Choclates
Candy
Cake
Why?
B'Coz
STRESSED ka Ulta Spelling
DESSERTS hota hai..
Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life
Very ....beautiful lines pls store. 👌🙏👍
The 26 letters of the English alphabet are so intelligently arranged...they show you the way of life....
"A"lways "B"e "C"ool. "D"on't have "E"go with "F"riends n Family. "G"iveup "H"urting "I"ndividuals."J"ust "K"eep "L"oving "M"ankind. "N"ever "O"mit "P"rayers. "Q"uietly "R"emember God. "S"peak "T"ruth. "U"se "V"alid "W"ords. "X"press "Y"our "Z"eal.
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Man's life, priceless explanation whatsapp message
The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!
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Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!
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Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a fucking headache in the morning!
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Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
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Men like sex, just like their belts...
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
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Responses during Sex:
Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!
Whore: Come on finish it now!
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!
Wife: Ceiling needs painting!
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A good date ends with dinner,
But An awesome date ends with breakfast!
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Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses!
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Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:
Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
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If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented😛
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Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!
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Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a fucking headache in the morning!
------------------------
Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
-----------------------
Men like sex, just like their belts...
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
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Responses during Sex:
Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!
Whore: Come on finish it now!
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!
Wife: Ceiling needs painting!
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A good date ends with dinner,
But An awesome date ends with breakfast!
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Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare - unless you are wearing sunglasses!
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Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:
Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
------------------------
If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented😛
Cute story shared on whatsapp
U will love💝 this one, for sure : Once there was an island where all the feelings lived together. One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to drown .Every Feeling were scared but Love made a boat to escape. All the feelings jumped in the boat except one feeling. Love got down to see who it was...It was Ego!!Love tried & tried but Ego didn't move..Everyone asked Love to leave Ego & come in the boat but Love was meant to Love.... It remained with Ego. All other feelings were left alive but Love died because of Ego!!!! Think over it.....
If wealth is the secret to happiness,
then the Rich should be dancing on the streets.
But only the Poor Kids can do that.
If power ensures security,then top Officials should walk unguarded.
But people who. on the roadside actually feel more safe and secure.
If beauty brings ideal relationships,
then celebrities should have the best marriages.
But they have the worst relationships.
That's why... Live simply...Walk humbly
Love genuinely..!!
☺
If wealth is the secret to happiness,
then the Rich should be dancing on the streets.
But only the Poor Kids can do that.
If power ensures security,then top Officials should walk unguarded.
But people who. on the roadside actually feel more safe and secure.
If beauty brings ideal relationships,
then celebrities should have the best marriages.
But they have the worst relationships.
That's why... Live simply...Walk humbly
Love genuinely..!!
☺
todays reality whatsapp status
Today's Reality:
Big House🏡🏤
Small Family👪
More Degrees📑🔖🏆🎓
Less Common Sense💬💭👎
Advanced Medicine💊💉
Poor Health🙍
Touched Moon 🌍🚀🌜
Neighbours Unknown🏢🏦🏠
High Income💰💳💸💶
Less peace of Mind🙇🎭
High IQ📚📰✌
Less Emotions🔪💣🔫💔
Good Knowledge📕📙📗📓
Less Wisdom🙅
Number of affairs👫💑💃🚶💞💌
No true love❤💖
Lot of friends on Facebook💻📲
No best friends👯👬👭
More alcohol🍺🍷🍻🍸
Less water🍶
Lots of Human 👳👧💂👦👴
Less Humanity👺😾
Costly Watches⌚⌛⏰
But No time🕓🕔🕗😔😔😔
😥After all life is short😰
😊Be happy ,make others happy..ur life will be wonderful🎊🎉🔮🎈🎋
😄😃😀😀Daily:
1 Apple🍎= No Doctor
1Tulsi 🍃= No Cancer
1Lime🍋= No Fat
1 Glass Milk🍸= No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water🍶= Skin Smooth
&
Daily Whatsapp = No stress, Mood fresh 😄🍸🍷🍹🍻😜👍
Big House🏡🏤
Small Family👪
More Degrees📑🔖🏆🎓
Less Common Sense💬💭👎
Advanced Medicine💊💉
Poor Health🙍
Touched Moon 🌍🚀🌜
Neighbours Unknown🏢🏦🏠
High Income💰💳💸💶
Less peace of Mind🙇🎭
High IQ📚📰✌
Less Emotions🔪💣🔫💔
Good Knowledge📕📙📗📓
Less Wisdom🙅
Number of affairs👫💑💃🚶💞💌
No true love❤💖
Lot of friends on Facebook💻📲
No best friends👯👬👭
More alcohol🍺🍷🍻🍸
Less water🍶
Lots of Human 👳👧💂👦👴
Less Humanity👺😾
Costly Watches⌚⌛⏰
But No time🕓🕔🕗😔😔😔
😥After all life is short😰
😊Be happy ,make others happy..ur life will be wonderful🎊🎉🔮🎈🎋
😄😃😀😀Daily:
1 Apple🍎= No Doctor
1Tulsi 🍃= No Cancer
1Lime🍋= No Fat
1 Glass Milk🍸= No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water🍶= Skin Smooth
&
Daily Whatsapp = No stress, Mood fresh 😄🍸🍷🍹🍻😜👍
Find these places in Tamilnadu.whatsapp quiz
Find these places in Tamilnadu....if u r intelligent
1.🔗👀
2.➡ur
3.10🏃ur
4. 10 ✌📞
5.🙆🍋📞m
6.🐉🐾👀
7.R🍋sh✋
8.🅿d🍒
9.🙏🚶nam
10.😮☕
11.⬆👮
12.🙌🚶👔
13.👀💁m😳🍺
14.😋😋🍻
15.🍖ur
16.🍵🌸🍷
17.🐝
18.↪pur
19.🐳ur
20.↪🎨🗻
21.🚶ya🔘ur
22.🚗ur
23.🌊ur
24.🍔ru☕
25.🌸m🌸🚗
26.👶na➕
27.🆕🚶👔
28.🎵🍼m
29.🍋👉
30.↪chi
Ans.at least 25....if u dare
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1.🔗👀
2.➡ur
3.10🏃ur
4. 10 ✌📞
5.🙆🍋📞m
6.🐉🐾👀
7.R🍋sh✋
8.🅿d🍒
9.🙏🚶nam
10.😮☕
11.⬆👮
12.🙌🚶👔
13.👀💁m😳🍺
14.😋😋🍻
15.🍖ur
16.🍵🌸🍷
17.🐝
18.↪pur
19.🐳ur
20.↪🎨🗻
21.🚶ya🔘ur
22.🚗ur
23.🌊ur
24.🍔ru☕
25.🌸m🌸🚗
26.👶na➕
27.🆕🚶👔
28.🎵🍼m
29.🍋👉
30.↪chi
Ans.at least 25....if u dare
Click here for I Tamil Movie review
whatsapp jokes
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says:
Can I kiss u?"
Girl: Not now, I'm home
Boy: Please...
Girl: No
Boy: You were too sweet in bed today
Girl: You too were full of energy. I could not believe we had 4 rounds..
Boy: Let me give u a goodnite kiss.
Girl: Someone may be watching. They still think I'm a virgin at home!!
This goes on for 10 mins..
Then girl's brother appears at the gate and says:
"Dad says, whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your bullshit!!
share it,if u like it...
Can I kiss u?"
Girl: Not now, I'm home
Boy: Please...
Girl: No
Boy: You were too sweet in bed today
Girl: You too were full of energy. I could not believe we had 4 rounds..
Boy: Let me give u a goodnite kiss.
Girl: Someone may be watching. They still think I'm a virgin at home!!
This goes on for 10 mins..
Then girl's brother appears at the gate and says:
"Dad says, whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your bullshit!!
share it,if u like it...
whatsapp sparming beware
🔵This is the final notice! Hello everyone, it seems that all the warnings were real, the use of WhatsApp cost money from summer 2014. If you send this string to 18 different on your list, your icon will be blue and will be free for you. If you do not believe me see tomorrow at 6 pm ending WhatsApp have to pay to open it, this is by law This message is to inform all of our users, our servers have recently been very congested, so we are asking you to help us solve this problem. We require our active users to forward this message to each of the people in your contact list to confirm our active users using WhatsApp, if you do not send this message to all your contacts WhatsApp will then start to charge you. Your account will remain inactive with the consequence of losing all your contacts. Message from Jim Balsamic (CEO of Whatsapp ) we have had an over usage of user names on whatsapp Messenger. We are requesting all users to forward this message to their entire contact list. If you do not forward this message, we will take it as your account is invalid and it will be deleted within the next 48 hours. Please DO NOT ignore this message or whatsapp will no longer recognise your activation. If you wish to re-activate your account after it has been deleted, a charge of 25.00 will be added to your monthly bill. We are also aware of the issue involving the pictures updates not showing. We are working diligently at fixing this problem and it will be up and running as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation from the Whatsapp team” WhatsApp is going to cost us money soon. The only way that it will stay free is if you are a frequent user i.e. you have at least 10 people you are chatting with. To become a frequent user send this message to 10 people who receive it (2 ticks) and your WhatsApp logo should turn blue
trick to make whatsapp free
From Saturday morning whatsapp will become chargeable. If you have at least 10 contacts send them this message. In this way we will see that you are an avid user and your logo will become blue (🔵) and will remain free. (As discussed in the paper today. Whatsapp will cost 0.01€ per message. Send this message to 10 people. When you do the light will turn blue
otherwise whatsapp will activate billing.
ITS TRUE ...... U get blue TICKS
otherwise whatsapp will activate billing.
ITS TRUE ...... U get blue TICKS
facebook funny game
Hey, you need to post a pic of the cartoon I give you. The cartoon I choose for you is "gru from despicable me " !! Find an image and post it to your page along with the following message... My intention is to fill up Facebook with cartoons to break the saturation of negative images and videos. If you like this post, I will choose a cartoon for you.
Whatsapp funny puzzle
A girl is blind, deaf, dumb and uneducated too.
A boy loves her.
How will he propose without touching her?
its a Infosys question Reply if u can..
Its a challenge..
if you know answer please reply otherwise
send to all our friends and collect the answer..
A boy loves her.
How will he propose without touching her?
its a Infosys question Reply if u can..
Its a challenge..
if you know answer please reply otherwise
send to all our friends and collect the answer..
Whatsapp Puzzle
Most people by now have me.
Many people have paid much to get rid of me.
And many of the same have paid to get me.
I am constantly in your business and sometimes make things very easy,
Other times I am a pest and ruin most things I touch
What am I?
Many people have paid much to get rid of me.
And many of the same have paid to get me.
I am constantly in your business and sometimes make things very easy,
Other times I am a pest and ruin most things I touch
What am I?
Whatsapp Funny game to play with your friends
Question :
WhatsApp Dare
Choose any number From 1 to 54 And have a dare All new so be careful :-P
Reply Fast :-D
Answers :
1. Ask me out
2. Send me your cutest pic
3. Ice cream treat
4. What’s your deepest secret?
5. Make my picture your dp for 1 day
6. Delete my number
7. Write my name
8. Give me a treat
9. Put your status for a day saying “I am mad”
10.Take a picture of yourself & send it to me
11.Tell me something you always wanted to say but you couldn't…
12. Call me and tell I LOVE YOU
13. Do a favor on me
14. What would u want our relation to be?
15. Be my slave for 2 days.
16. Call me and say my name in a loud voice!
17. write my name on your status saying You love me..!!
18. Send me your crush photo .
19. What change would you want in me?
20. Write your and my name in your status for 1 day!
21. Send me a picture of what your doing now.
22. Voice clip me saying I wanna love you !
23. tell me one thing you have never told anyone
24. what are your feelings about me?
25. Tell me a secret about you :D
26. Tell me a secret about your relationship?
27. Make our combined picture as your dp for 1 day
28. Send a voice note saying that you love me.
29. .seduce me to do something ;)
30. Write my name in Your status
31. make a dp of u and a guy with you.. But he should not be your bf.
32. give me a treat
33.send me your best friends number :p
34. Voice clip send me your gonna crazy
35. send a pic of your crush
36.Put your status for a day saying “I Miss You (My Name)"
37.Take a picture of yourself & send it to me now
38. Don’t talk to me for 1 day :O
39. Ask me out
40. Send me a pic of you wearing the least clothes on you
41. What am I to you??
42. What’s your deepest secret? <3
43. Send me a voice note saying my name in a loud voice! (y)
44. Tell me something you always wanted to say but you couldn't
45. How would you describe me?
46. be my slave for 2 days
47. Send me a picture of what your doing now.
48. Write your phone number in your status
49. Send me your favorite chaddi (shorts) pic :P
50. tell me one thing you have never told anyone B)
51. what’s on your mind
52. write ma name on your status saying You love me..!!
53. How do you find me ?
54. Send a pic of your legs.
whatsapp funny messages, 21st centaury with whatsapp
🔴 WELCOME TO THE
📍 21ST CENTURY!!! 📍
*Our Phones ~ 📲 Wireless
*Cooking ~ 📛 Fireless
🚗 *Cars ~ 🔑Keyless
🍔 Food ~ 🍝 Fatless
🚇 Tyres ~ ⚪ Tubeless
*Dress ~ 👗 Sleeveless
👬👬👫 Youth ~ 📝 Jobless
*Leaders ~ 👎 Shameless
Relationships 👥Meaningless
*Attitude ~ 👤 Careless
💘 Feelings ~ 💔 Heartless
📖 Education ~ ✖ Valueless
📲 Mobile comes
📷 Camera gone
📲 Mobile comes
⏰ Wrist Watch gone
📲 Mobile comes
🔦 Torch gone
📲 Mobile comes
📻 Radio gone
📲 Mobile comes
🔊 MP3 gone
📲 Mobile comes
📝 Letters gone
📲 Mobile comes
📟 Calculator gone
📲Mobile comes
💻 Computer gone
📲 Mobile comes
🙇 Peace of mind gone
.....🎩
@ 👀👂
( 👃 )
\ 👅 /
✋🎽c👍
👖
/ \
👞👞
People getting mental 😔
&
Phones getting Smart 😀
stay tuned for more
📍 21ST CENTURY!!! 📍
*Our Phones ~ 📲 Wireless
*Cooking ~ 📛 Fireless
🚗 *Cars ~ 🔑Keyless
🍔 Food ~ 🍝 Fatless
🚇 Tyres ~ ⚪ Tubeless
*Dress ~ 👗 Sleeveless
👬👬👫 Youth ~ 📝 Jobless
*Leaders ~ 👎 Shameless
Relationships 👥Meaningless
*Attitude ~ 👤 Careless
💘 Feelings ~ 💔 Heartless
📖 Education ~ ✖ Valueless
📲 Mobile comes
📷 Camera gone
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whatsapp funny game Who Won The Race?
Who Won The Race?
Four children had a race. At the end of the race
four statements were made:
Robert: I didn't come in first or last
David: I didn't come in last
Melissa: I was first
Bailey: I was last
You know that one, and only one, of the children
didn't tell the truth.
Who won the race?
ask for the answers on the comments
Four children had a race. At the end of the race
four statements were made:
Robert: I didn't come in first or last
David: I didn't come in last
Melissa: I was first
Bailey: I was last
You know that one, and only one, of the children
didn't tell the truth.
Who won the race?
ask for the answers on the comments
Whatsapp funny game
You like games? Let's play ... if you answer wrong, you have to put the frog photo in your profile for 24 h ... you'll see in the end almost all your contacts have the same picture ... hehe ... letzz start... u r yet sleeping peacefully in your little bed when suddenly knock on your door ... !! friends ... at 7 in the morning ... breakfast surprise. Have in house nutella, jam, cheese, coffee and sausage. Wat Do you open first? Send the answer, if you answer wrong, i will sent the picture of the frog.
Top 100 whatsapp status
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Status It’s really hard to find a whatsapp status
which are not used by anyone and are
original.So here we have compiled some
of the best,latest and untouched list for
you.Which includes whatsapp status
quotes,short love status and many more.This page is updated regularly so
stay tuned for new additions…
1]I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
2]Hey there….. be there.
3]typing….
4]Always remember you are
UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
5]My “last seen at” was just to check your
“last seen at”.
6]I will be back before you pronunce
afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]We live in a society were pizza gets to
your house before police 8]move on… 9]God is really creative , i mean ..just look
at me 10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless
as “ueue” in a “queue”. 11]I want to die peacefully in my sleep
like my grandfather….not screeming and
yelling like his passengers in car. 12]The last thing i want to do is hurt
you…..but its still on the list;)
13]You don’t have to like me….I am not a
facebook status.
14]Knowledge is knowing tomato is a
fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit
salad.
15]I like to take road less
travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic. 16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now
thermometer is not the only thing that
has degrees widout brains
17]I can see you checking my whatsapp
status.B)
18]There are many things you can’t
buy….but still pay for them. 19]Whattsapp status is loading 20]If i had a gun with two bullets and i
was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert
your ex or your enemy's name],i would
shoot you twice. 21]battery about to die 22]Urgent calls only 22]Status under construction. 23]No status available 24]Life is short, chat fast..!!! 25]Life is too short to be updating status 26]Too busy to update a status. 0_o 27]formula for success…….under promise
and over deliver……. 28]since 1910 29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it
copying my watsapp status…. 30]I wish I had google in my mind and
antivirus in my heart. 31]Keep moving! Nothing new to read… 32]Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive
people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait
for my turn to destroy them. 33]Error: status unavailable 34]Waiting for wi-fi network. 35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich
sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye
only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi) 36]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF! 37]I don’t care what people think or say
about me, I was not born on this earth to
please everybody. 38]Not always available, try your luck 39]Second chances are for
loosers….either we do it in first place or
live it for others. 40]Even romeo went from being “in a
relationship” to “it’s complicated”. 41]Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend 42]Hey Zukerberge if you are still into
acquiring internet services that people
spend enormous time on ,may i suggest
IRCTC. 43]I have decided to leave my past
behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry
but I’ve moved on. 44]I was not busy to be online… I had
just gave up on my life when I picked up
this girls phone and saw my contact
name as “Free Recharge” 45]If procrastination was an Olympic
event ,I’d compete in it later. 46] Life is short talk fast 47]I started out with nothing and i still
have most of it:) 48]I took IQ test …..results were negative 49]I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy
imagination. 50]You treated me like an option so i left
you like an choice 51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If
your online then why aren’t you texting
me 52]I am not questioning your honour. I
am denying its existence. 53]My attitude will always be based on
how you treat me. 54]Happiness is when “Last seen at”
changes to “online” and then to
“typing..” 55]I feel so miserable without you; it’s
almost like having you here 56]I’m listening. It just takes me a minute
to process so much stupidity all at once!! 57]Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ
of the whole street’ 58]You are the product of 4 billion years
of evolution, now fucking act like it. 59]I’ll try being nicer if you start being
smarter. 60]I’d agree with you, but then we’d both
be wrong. 61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve
your own problems, I’m tired of solving
them for you. 62]I meditate for 20 min every morning
…..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min
late for everything 63]Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it
sucks!! 64]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius
mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill
gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind. 65]I did lots of stupid things on social
networking sites but atleast i never
commented “Cute pic dear “on girls
profile picture 66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A
train station is where a train stops. On
my desk, I have a work station.. 67]I’ve been too fucking busy and vice
versa 68]Life is too short. Dont waste it
removing pendrive safely. 69]I wish i could trade my heart for
another liver …..so that i can drink more
and care less 70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s
important that you have it but there’s no
need to show it off. 71]I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving
mode. 72]Coins Always Make Sound But The
Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s
why i’m always Calm & Silent 73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A
Life 74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But
if I stop the stone then it still takes a
long time for the moss to grow. 75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to
me because it shows that they need an
Attitude to impress me! 76]Everything that kills me makes me feel
alive. 77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited
Edition 78]”Please don’t get confused between
my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude
depends on who you are!” 79]When you feel insulted I’m just
describing you. 80]Xcuse me..I found something under
my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude. 81]Love is that state of mind when a
karan johar film becomes bearable 82]im cool but global warming made me
hot 83]When i am good i am best , when i am
bad i am worst. 84]Without me its just awso. 85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast
forward the time to see if in the end it’s
all worth it 86] I asked God for a bike, but I know
God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a
bike and asked for forgiveness. 87]I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I just wanted paychecks. 88]100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;) 89]I like to always carry two sacks around.
That way, if someone asks me to lend
them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these
sacks”. 90]Childhood is like being drunk,
everyone remembers what you did,
except you 91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way
it smells;) 92]I haven’t slept for 10 days, because
that would be too long. 93]Just about the time when you think
you can make ends meet, somebody
moves the ends. 94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor. 95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of
something stupid to say and then don’t
say it. 96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood
Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you
help me to save mine. 97]Think about it ..every time we look
back at ourselves five years ago we think
we were an idiot. 98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe
Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini
duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi) 99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic
– ten out of ten die. 100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my
heart….. Now every piece of my heart
love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt
Thats Not fair…
Status It’s really hard to find a whatsapp status
which are not used by anyone and are
original.So here we have compiled some
of the best,latest and untouched list for
you.Which includes whatsapp status
quotes,short love status and many more.This page is updated regularly so
stay tuned for new additions…
1]I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
2]Hey there….. be there.
3]typing….
4]Always remember you are
UNIQUE………… just like everybody else
5]My “last seen at” was just to check your
“last seen at”.
6]I will be back before you pronunce
afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]We live in a society were pizza gets to
your house before police 8]move on… 9]God is really creative , i mean ..just look
at me 10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless
as “ueue” in a “queue”. 11]I want to die peacefully in my sleep
like my grandfather….not screeming and
yelling like his passengers in car. 12]The last thing i want to do is hurt
you…..but its still on the list;)
13]You don’t have to like me….I am not a
facebook status.
14]Knowledge is knowing tomato is a
fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit
salad.
15]I like to take road less
travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic. 16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now
thermometer is not the only thing that
has degrees widout brains
17]I can see you checking my whatsapp
status.B)
18]There are many things you can’t
buy….but still pay for them. 19]Whattsapp status is loading 20]If i had a gun with two bullets and i
was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert
your ex or your enemy's name],i would
shoot you twice. 21]battery about to die 22]Urgent calls only 22]Status under construction. 23]No status available 24]Life is short, chat fast..!!! 25]Life is too short to be updating status 26]Too busy to update a status. 0_o 27]formula for success…….under promise
and over deliver……. 28]since 1910 29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it
copying my watsapp status…. 30]I wish I had google in my mind and
antivirus in my heart. 31]Keep moving! Nothing new to read… 32]Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive
people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait
for my turn to destroy them. 33]Error: status unavailable 34]Waiting for wi-fi network. 35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich
sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye
only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi) 36]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF! 37]I don’t care what people think or say
about me, I was not born on this earth to
please everybody. 38]Not always available, try your luck 39]Second chances are for
loosers….either we do it in first place or
live it for others. 40]Even romeo went from being “in a
relationship” to “it’s complicated”. 41]Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend 42]Hey Zukerberge if you are still into
acquiring internet services that people
spend enormous time on ,may i suggest
IRCTC. 43]I have decided to leave my past
behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry
but I’ve moved on. 44]I was not busy to be online… I had
just gave up on my life when I picked up
this girls phone and saw my contact
name as “Free Recharge” 45]If procrastination was an Olympic
event ,I’d compete in it later. 46] Life is short talk fast 47]I started out with nothing and i still
have most of it:) 48]I took IQ test …..results were negative 49]I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy
imagination. 50]You treated me like an option so i left
you like an choice 51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If
your online then why aren’t you texting
me 52]I am not questioning your honour. I
am denying its existence. 53]My attitude will always be based on
how you treat me. 54]Happiness is when “Last seen at”
changes to “online” and then to
“typing..” 55]I feel so miserable without you; it’s
almost like having you here 56]I’m listening. It just takes me a minute
to process so much stupidity all at once!! 57]Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ
of the whole street’ 58]You are the product of 4 billion years
of evolution, now fucking act like it. 59]I’ll try being nicer if you start being
smarter. 60]I’d agree with you, but then we’d both
be wrong. 61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve
your own problems, I’m tired of solving
them for you. 62]I meditate for 20 min every morning
…..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min
late for everything 63]Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it
sucks!! 64]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius
mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill
gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind. 65]I did lots of stupid things on social
networking sites but atleast i never
commented “Cute pic dear “on girls
profile picture 66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A
train station is where a train stops. On
my desk, I have a work station.. 67]I’ve been too fucking busy and vice
versa 68]Life is too short. Dont waste it
removing pendrive safely. 69]I wish i could trade my heart for
another liver …..so that i can drink more
and care less 70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s
important that you have it but there’s no
need to show it off. 71]I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving
mode. 72]Coins Always Make Sound But The
Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s
why i’m always Calm & Silent 73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A
Life 74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But
if I stop the stone then it still takes a
long time for the moss to grow. 75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to
me because it shows that they need an
Attitude to impress me! 76]Everything that kills me makes me feel
alive. 77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited
Edition 78]”Please don’t get confused between
my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude
depends on who you are!” 79]When you feel insulted I’m just
describing you. 80]Xcuse me..I found something under
my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude. 81]Love is that state of mind when a
karan johar film becomes bearable 82]im cool but global warming made me
hot 83]When i am good i am best , when i am
bad i am worst. 84]Without me its just awso. 85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast
forward the time to see if in the end it’s
all worth it 86] I asked God for a bike, but I know
God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a
bike and asked for forgiveness. 87]I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I just wanted paychecks. 88]100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;) 89]I like to always carry two sacks around.
That way, if someone asks me to lend
them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these
sacks”. 90]Childhood is like being drunk,
everyone remembers what you did,
except you 91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way
it smells;) 92]I haven’t slept for 10 days, because
that would be too long. 93]Just about the time when you think
you can make ends meet, somebody
moves the ends. 94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor. 95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of
something stupid to say and then don’t
say it. 96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood
Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you
help me to save mine. 97]Think about it ..every time we look
back at ourselves five years ago we think
we were an idiot. 98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe
Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini
duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi) 99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic
– ten out of ten die. 100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my
heart….. Now every piece of my heart
love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt
Thats Not fair…
Facebook status of the day
"If someone wants to be a part of your life,They'll make an effort to be in
it,Don't bother reserving space in your heart for someone who doesn't
intend to stay."
it,Don't bother reserving space in your heart for someone who doesn't
intend to stay."
Cruel Mommy,Trucks, and Smart Status Updates
Smart Facebook Status Updates:
- Only a fool trips on what’s behind him.
- Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?
- *cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
- If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
- Me: Mom I need money
- Mom: What? Did you spend those two dollars I gave you in 2003 already?
- ok
- Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
- Just found some old sex coupons I got from an ex for my b-day. Any of you ladies take competitor’s coupons?
- My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
- I’ll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
- Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
- My illusion of having the Force is crushed the minute the remote is slightly out of reach.
- Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
- It’s nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the dark or wake my dog up thinking he’s getting hit by a train.
- We’re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings.
- A lot of you lose your shit and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
- Smelling another person should be a choice. Just sayin’
- Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
- Getting my kids to school on time is like organizing a moon landing with tiny, grumpy astronauts.
- I bet if you look up dictionary in the dictionary it says “don’t be an asshole”
- Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
Facebook cool status
- Be nice to nerds. Chances are, you will be working for them.
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
- What do girls want?
EVERYTHING!!! - I know the door to your heart belongs to another,
- but I think I can slip in through the window.
- I know the door to your heart belongs to another,
- but I think I can slip in through the window.
- A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
Super Bowl Quotes for facebook
- I don’t take vacations. I don’t get sick. I don’t observe major holidays. I’m a jack hammer. – Jim Harbaugh
- You just have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. – Dan Birdwell.
- I always have a lot of personal goals, but primarily my main goal each year is to obviously win a Super Bowl. – Michael Strahan
- The main thing is winning. Stats aren’t that important, but I think in the end things will work themselves out. — John Harbaugh
Facebook Emoticons FB Symbols & Smileys Code on Status, Comment, and Chat
To use the Emoticons (also known as Emoji), Symbols in Facebook Comment (and Status), all you need to do is paste the unicodes that we gave you below into your FB comment or status.
Note: Most of the unicodes of these symbols and emotes/emoji somehow were not supported by most of popular web browser — Chrome, Chromium, Opera, or IE — that why you might only see a square(s) (ex: 🝳), but just copy the square(s) and paste to fb comment.
☀ (Sun, Sunny / Clear Weather) ☁ (Cloud, Cloudy) ☔ (Umbrella with Rain Drop, Rainy) 🌂 (Closed Umbrella) ☕ (Cup of coffee, cup of tea, Hot beverage) 🌊 (Wave, Sea wave) ⚡ (Thunder, Lightning, High Voltage Sign) 🔥 (fire) ✨ (Sparkles Light /Star)
⛄ (Snow Man) 🐎 (Horse) 🐍 (Snake) 🐑 (Sheep) 🐒 (Monkey) 🐗 (Boar) 🐘 (Elephant) 🐙 (Octopus) 🐚 (Seashell) 🐛 (Bug) 🐟 (Fish) 🐠 (Tropical Fish) 🐡 (Blowfish) 🐦 (Bird) 🐥 (Baby Bird / Chick) 🐧 (Penguin) 🐨 (Koala) 🐩 (Poodle) 🐫 (Bactrian Camel) 🐬 (Dolphin) 🐭 (Mouse Face) 🐮 (Cow Face) 🐯 (Tiger Face) 🐰 (Rabbit Face) 🐱 (Cat Face) 🐳 (Spouting Whale) 🐴 (Horse Face) 🐵 (Monkey Face) 🐶 (Dog Face) 🐷 (Pig Face) 🐸 (Frog Face) 🐹 (Hamster Face) 🐺 (Wolf Face) 🐻 (Bear Face)
👀 (Eyes) 👂 (Ear) 👃 (Nose) 👄 (Mouth / Lips) 👅 (Tongue) 🐾 (Paw Prints) 👆 (index finger/ forefinger pointing up) 👇 (index finger/forefinger pointing down) 👈 (pointing left) 👉 (pointing right) 👊 (fisted Hand sign / Punch) 👋 (Waving Hand Sign) 👌 (OK hand sign) 👍 (Thumb Up Sign /like) 👎 Thumb Down Sign/ dislike) 👏 (Clapping Hand Sign) 👐 (Open Hand Sign) 🙋 (Raising One Hand) 🙌 (Raising Both Hands / Banzai) 🙍 (Frowning) 🙏 (Folded Hand, Sorrow, Regret, Pleading) ✌ (Victory Hand / Two fingers / Scissors Hand) ✊ (Raised Fist/ Rock Hand) ✋ (Raised Hand / Paper Hand)
👶 (baby) 👦 (Boy) 👧 (Girl) 👨 (Man) 👩 (Woman) 👫 (Man Woman Holding Hand) 👮 (Police Office) 👯 (Woman with Bunny Ears) 👱 (Woman with Blond Hair) 👲 (Man with Gua Pi Mao) 👳 (Man with Turban) 👴 (Old Man) 👵 (Old Woman) 👷 (Construction Worker) 👸 (Princess) 👻 (Ghost) 👼 (Angel, Baby) 👽 (Alien) 👾 (Alien Monster) 👿 (Devil, IMP) 💀 (Skull) 💂 (Guardsman) 💃 (Dancer) 💅 (Nail Polish/ Manicure) 💋 (Kiss Mark)
👶 (baby) 👦 (Boy) 👧 (Girl) 👨 (Man) 👩 (Woman) 👫 (Man Woman Holding Hand) 👮 (Police Office) 👯 (Woman with Bunny Ears) 👱 (Woman with Blond Hair) 👲 (Man with Gua Pi Mao) 👳 (Man with Turban) 👴 (Old Man) 👵 (Old Woman) 👷 (Construction Worker) 👸 (Princess) 👻 (Ghost) 👼 (Angel, Baby) 👽 (Alien) 👾 (Alien Monster) 👿 (Devil, IMP) 💀 (Skull) 💂 (Guardsman) 💃 (Dancer) 💅 (Nail Polish/ Manicure) 💋 (Kiss Mark)
💐 (Bouquet of Flower) 💓 (Beating Heart) 💔 (Broken Heart)💖 (Sparkling Heart) 💗 (Growing Heart) 💘 (Heart with Arrow/ Fall in Love) 💙 (Blue Heart) 💚 (Green Heart) 💛 (Yellow Heart) 💜 (Purple Heart) 💝 (Heart with Ribbon) 💏 (Kiss; Turn on fb to couple with heart) 💑 (Couple with Heart)
💢 (Anger Symbol, vein blood) 💤 (Sleep, Zzz) 💦 (Plewds, Splashing Sweat, Water) 💨 (Running dash, fart) 💩 (Poo, Poop) 💪 (Strong Muscled, Flexed Biceps) 💻 (PC, Personal Computer) 💽 (MiniDisc) 💾 (Floppy Disk) 💿 (Optical Disc) 📀 (DVD) 🔔 (Bell) 📞 (Telephone Receiver) 📠 (Fax Machine) 📱 (Mobile Phone; in fb looks like tablet / touch bar phone) 📲 (Make a Phone Call; Mobile Phone with Rightwards arrow at left) 📺 (Television)
🌸 (Cherry Blossom) 🌹 (Rose) 🌺 (Hibiscus) 🌻 (Sunflower) 🌾 (Ear of Rice) 🍀 (Four Leaf Clover) 🍁 (Maple Leaf) 🍂 (Fallen Leaf) 🍃 (Leaf Fluttering in Wind) 🌙 (Crescent Moon) 🌟 (Glowing Star) 🌱 (Seedling) 🌴 (Palm Tree) 🌵 (Cactus) 🌷 (Tulip)
🍊 (Tangerine/ Orange) 🍎 (Red Apple) 🍓 (Strawberry) 🍔 (Burger/ Hamburger) 🍸 (Cocktail Glass) 🍺 (Beer Mug) 🎁 (Wrapped Present / Gift)
🎃 (Halloween / Jack O Lantern) 🎄 (Christmas Tree) 🎅 (Santa Claus, Father Christmas) 🎈 (Balloon) 🎉 (Party Popper) 🎍 (Pine Decoration) 🎎 (Japanese Dolls) 🎏 (Crap Streamer) 🎐 (Wind Chime) 🎓 (Graduation Cap/ Ceremony) 🎵 (Musical Note) 🎶 🎼 (Multiple Musical Notes/ Musical Score)
😷 (Face Medical Mask) 😵 (Dizzy Face) 😳 (Flushed Face) 😲 (Astonished Face) 😱 (Screaming in Fear) 😰 (Open Mouth and Cold Sweat) 😭 (Loudly Crying Face) 😫 (Tired Face) 😪 (Sleepy Face) 😩 (Weary Face) 😨 (Fearful Face) 😥 (Disappointed but Relieved) 😤 (Look of Triumph) 😣 (Persevering Face) 😢 (Crying Face) 😂 (Face Tear of joy) 😁 (Grinning with Smiling Eyes)
😡 (Pouting Face) 😠 (Angry Face) 😞 (Disappointed Face) 😝 (Stuckout Tongue, Tightly closed eyes) 😜 (Stuck-out tongue, winking eye) 😚 (Kissing with closed Eyes) 😘 (Face Throwing a Kiss) 😖 (Confounded Face) 😔 (Pensive) 😓 (Cold Sweat) 😒 (Unamused) 😏 (Smirking) 😍 (Smiling with Heart-shaped eyes) 😌 (Relieved) 😋 (Savouring Delicious Food) 😉 (Winking) 😆 (Smilling, Open Mouth, Tightly closed eyes) 😄 (Smilling, Open Mouth, Smilling eyes)
The list emoticons that can be used on status and comment can be seen at here (Please enlarge after you opened).
The trick will not work on: (1) On Facebook News Feed; (2) Older Facebook Mobile Client / Applications (Get the newest one, please); (3) Facebook Page Manager for Mobile Phone; (4) Desktop / PC Facebook Chat Window; (5) Using along with attached Link with its Preview; (6) in some case on the permalink of facebook status and Facebook Timeline; and (7) sometime Outdated (too old) Web Browser Older PC Specs aka Slow Computer Desktop
Warning! It seems Facebook want the emoticons to be available for comment only. If you noticed that the trick didn’t work on Facebook status, that means facebook had roll out the exception for comment only.
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